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Lifestooshortdontyouthink

56, Nottingham

Divorced, Athletic body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Other
Education: Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Blonde
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 30 and 49

Star Sign: Libra
Last Active: Message her before she's gone!

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About Me:

There is a fine line between showing oneself at one's best and sounding like a complete arse. I'll do a stream of consciousness type-thing and let you decide...

I have a good brain and a silly(ish) (no, not "ish". Def silly) sense of humour. This has on occasion led to others believing I am a) a boring pedant or b) have a twisted sense of humour. Both of these things would be correct.

As to what I like, well the usual. Who doesn't like a nice bottle of wine with good food, a weekend away and red-hot monkey-sex? Seriously, that cannot be just me. :D I'm 5'5", with naturally red hair, though I've gone blonde at the moment. I walk and watch what I eat which means I'm a size 8. I have a nipped-in waist and boobs just the right size for my frame. I'm told I am good looking, do not look my age and have a beautiful smile. Seriously, I'm fabulous. What are you waiting for?

Ideal Partner:

Wow, here's a biggy. "What am I looking for?" Well...I would like to have a connection with someone, to feel the butterflies in my stomach when I know I'm going to see my special someone. And sex of course, but on it's own it's not enough - no matter how good it is. I need to know that the person I'm sharing my most intimate self with gets me on a deeper level. I do rather wonder if I'm asking too much.

As to specifics, I would like to meet a chap who values himself enough to look after himself by exercising, not smoking and working in a field which feeds his soul. Negative fellows need not apply.

PS I'm based in the East Midlands. Boring, but logistics are a factor.

PPS If the one point you take away from reading this concerns "red-hot monkey-sex" save your time; we will not be a good fit.