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How to avoid being found out part 2

I would have answered the previous post, you will see why I need to be anonymous - jut a tale of interest for you all. And yes, to the more sceptical fellow IE members, who are hard to convince as well as please, this is true (could not make it up!!)

My IE and me would meet regularly, we tried for weekly if we could, had to be daytime but we managed our diaries as best we could. My wife got a new job, had to go on a three day induction course, a chance to spend an evening/night together and you have to take these opportunities. So excited, a romantic evening and no time constraints. To cut to the chase, post dinner activity got intense and, we broke my penis!

Ladies may laugh, gentlemen penile fracture is not funny, your penis looking like an aubergine is not good!! (I will detail the technical details). Off to A&E, emergency treatment and two days in hospital plus confined to bed at home

A quizzical and sceptical wife but my feeble explanation, aggravated hernia requiring immediate surgery, was accepted without sympathy and no interrogation. Fortunately not interested in medical details and absorbed with herself, so I like to think I got away with it (not knowing if I have or not)

However, repercussions not so good, my IE has left for the hills and one is not quite the stud (not that I ever was) i once was - fortunately the wife no longer interested in sex has not really noticed.

And so, take care my friends (especially with the reverse cowgirl), and since this now comes under the topic of ED, chances of a new IE are limited. Lets face it, there is a key sexual focus here and the issue of potential lack of, or underperformance, does not go down well. If there are any ladies who wish an old fashioned affair and willing to revitalise my spirits (in more ways than one) do make yourself(ves) known, please :-)

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Comments (26)

FriendlySteve - 21 Aug, 2017 - 02:00PM

I don't exactly understand what happened because it is only flesh with no bone. Held up by blood pressure ( hopefully ).

But perhaps it might encourage some men to take a Rampant Rabbit with them on those dates?

marklondonengland - 15 Aug, 2017 - 07:56PM

But what we all want to know is, will it get better?

Cate67 - 15 Aug, 2017 - 03:05PM

I'm so sorry but I laughed , not at your obvious discomfort but the fact that your wife was uninterested and your 'girlfriend' ran for the hills. I don't know what's worse the disinterested wife or the woman that broke your appendage..... actually that's really bad, I'm sorry they both aren't Florence Nughtingnale.
I really do hope that you and your broken appendage are on the mend and fully functioning soon...I'm sure there are much better ladies out there that won't abandon you at the first sign of trouble

bemygoddessbemymuse - 28 Jul, 2017 - 10:59AM

Well, I hope your former IE at least left for the hills in a respectful manner -e.g. with a lunch or dinner. There is a point in finishing affairs in a respectful manner in time and not by double or triple cheating and being found out before having finished a previous affair. One risks revenge, as I found out to my eternal shame, and thus being found out twice -the them of this post. The same rules apply as cheating one's formal partner: don't get found out as there may be severe repercussions and it is better form to not cheat on your IE-partner also because they will likely be more alert in any case; they will be more aware of the tricks of the trade. Good luck recovering and finding a new IE. A bend p- on the mend is much better than a bend mind.

the maddest sexy hatter - 26 Jul, 2017 - 01:18PM

My goodness...poor technique I reckon !!!
You need to learn how to line it all up hahaha xx😉😉

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Louiscypher - 26 Jul, 2017 - 11:18AM

Can I just have the number of the Penisbreaker? She sounds like an Olympic Champion at Fucking!

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Skigirl52 - 14 Jul, 2017 - 09:38AM

I'd not have a problem seeing an IE with ED, xxxxx

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1106723-Deleted - 09 Jul, 2017 - 11:04AM

hey timeowt, talking about kicking a man when he is down, a bit below the belt!!

bet the ladies love you

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Gloria098 - 21 Jun, 2017 - 03:47PM

"15 members like this" but several 1000 are crying....

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.

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1152298-Deleted - 20 Jun, 2017 - 05:08PM

Okay its not funny, not funny at all and of course there is a moral to the story - but i am sorry, it made me laugh loudly !

I know i know i know but really i cant be the only one ? But i wish you a full recovery - just going to google a broken penis ... sorrryyyyy

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1111627-Deleted - 19 Jun, 2017 - 10:24PM

Karma is a wonderful thing

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FineBanker - 17 Jun, 2017 - 10:38AM

I didn't realise that reverse cowgirl was so risky?!

I do enjoy it.... xx

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Timeowt - 10 Jun, 2017 - 04:55PM

How to avoid being found out - don't leave the keys to your tardis laying about, you might just get exterminated!!

As for breaking your penis, ouch!!.......OUCH!! If you'd like to introduce me to your naughty other, I'm looking for someone and mine still works!! :)

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1143091-Deleted - 07 Jun, 2017 - 10:37PM

Sorry to hear you broke your penis, should it happen again aim for a cucumber, this may help...

1148468-Deleted - 07 Jun, 2017 - 03:53PM

OMG, I hope you make a full recovery and can find someone who can satisfy you in other ways xx

aelius - 07 Jun, 2017 - 10:23AM

Break your penis! What the feckety-fook! Had she been doing power lifting with her vg ... I've seen video of a 'lady' firing out ping pong balls, so pretty intense muscle control is available for those who want to work it .....

Think I'm going to use a stunt penis from now on.

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Perfect moments - 06 Jun, 2017 - 06:32PM

Maybe this is a wakeup call not to be too vigorous when performing reverse cowgirl.

1127580-Deleted - 06 Jun, 2017 - 10:32AM

Ouch ! I'm sorry this left you with ED problems afterwards, from reading up about it that isn't always the case.

I am so heartened by how lovely some of our ladies have been in making it clear that ED difficulties are not necessarily a barrier to that "old fashioned affair"
I myself have been with guys who had physical challenges and they can be worked through in various ways with varying degrees of success.

This letter did however leave me wondering when or if a guy should disclose these difficulties in advance as the OP said there is a key sexual focus here

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Sunshine Sarah - 06 Jun, 2017 - 08:12AM

I had a boyfriend with ED
It was amazing as he could not lay back and take the pleasure and had to put the work in to pleasure me
It opened up a whole new world for both of us so there is a light at the end of the tunnel
No pun intended x

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crosstheline - 05 Jun, 2017 - 10:30PM

This was always a fear with my previous I.E., to point he had already decided that his alibi would by a lay by w@nk in car. (He had previous for roadside relief so it would have washed) . My sympathies OP.

tea_coffee_me_ - 05 Jun, 2017 - 10:00PM

... erm hummm yes that postilion, I (or we) also slightly caused damaged with that position :-S

He didn't contact me to meet up again until it was his last time in Manchester as his company were moving him to a different country.
We had a lovely last night together, he even suggested that position again! I did double check he REALLY wanted to do that considering last time, fortunately it passed without incident :-)

So pleased you were not found out so as to prevent (more) hurt all around.

Good luck to anyone with that position ;-)

... old fashioned affair, sure have a look over my profile and feel free to contact me if applicable.

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1103510-Deleted - 05 Jun, 2017 - 09:59PM

I worked as a Health Care Assistant in a hospital. Need any help changing you're dressings? 😲😉

Soz, couldn't resist! Hope you are back to full working order soon.

(NOTE TO SELF.....refrain from reverse cowgirl position!!)

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Gymfit8 - 05 Jun, 2017 - 07:43PM

You couldn't make this up if you tried, hope it's healed well X

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Perfect moments - 05 Jun, 2017 - 06:00PM

Oh dear. I am really surprised you got away with that one.

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ExoticOrchid - 05 Jun, 2017 - 05:13PM

O.M.G.
Scary stuff!!!

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1142400-Deleted - 05 Jun, 2017 - 05:05PM

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!

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