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Excuses?

I find that a work call is the best excuse to use to call my IE, how about you guys?
 

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Beckysharp - 23 Sep, 2023 - 08:57PM

Welcome back Enigma. We can’t have you leaving empty handed 😉


Enigma.. - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:07PM

Good evening…. People’s of Flirt Forum.
No I’m not working, running, cycling, walking, travelling to work, walking the dog etc…. 😉
Or rushing to any cliff top, and there are a lot of cliffs in Ayrshire, anytime soon lol 😝.
Just popping in to say “the problem” is scheduled for deletion.
So you won’t need a front row seat.
Just drink the gin, I’m more a vodka kinda gal myself 😉, and…. eat the popcorn.
And…. @TheEnigma is not me.
Just a wee laddie from down London way.
Catch up soon 💋❤️

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laugar164 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 01:00PM

Paula I have a Vespa drink please


Paula99 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 11:28AM

Enigma…

As you have discovered you can’t please everyone …but glad you have reconsidered …🤗

I’ll get the gin n tonic out and and popcorn 🍿


Pink Eiga - 22 Sep, 2023 - 08:30AM

Enigma.. - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:19AM

Welcome back (in advance)!

Should we be making some popcorn? 🍿🥤😁


Enigma.. - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:19AM

Announcement 😉
I’ll be back on Flirt Forum soon…
Unfortunately “the problem” I had has now taken to posting on Flirt Forum and making out (for want of a betting expression lol) he’s one of the good guy’s.
Catch up soon 💋❤️

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Pink Eiga - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:57PM

Must have been a rough day at the office for some.

A nice cup of tea will soothe.

And a sense of humour for one’s sensitive bits.

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Naughty in NW - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:29PM

Beckysharp

Careful now with that sharp tongue of yours or you could inflict serious damage to delicate parts as you are clearly an avid licker . Strangers included?

Frigid? Moi? Not at all. You've got that very wrong. Perhaps choose your words a little bit more carefully next time. I absolutely get that this is a light-hearted forum, but I think you overstepped the mark a little. No biggie, just my feedback. All the best 🙂

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1588157 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 10:20AM

To quote Mary Berry

"You dont want a Soggy Bottom!"

Plus its difficult to get enough traction on the wet ground to successfully partake in doggy position.

P911 slippery when wet

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1588157 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 09:22AM

Becky

Its a bit difficult being an outdoor cunnimg linguist in the NW due to the constant rain....it would be difficult to tell if your paramour was squirting or she had just sat in a damp patch.

P911 moss

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