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I find that a work call is the best excuse to use to call my IE, how about you guys?

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Beckysharp - 23 Sep, 2023 - 08:57PM

Welcome back Enigma. We can’t have you leaving empty handed 😉

Enigma.. - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:07PM

Good evening…. People’s of Flirt Forum.
No I’m not working, running, cycling, walking, travelling to work, walking the dog etc…. 😉
Or rushing to any cliff top, and there are a lot of cliffs in Ayrshire, anytime soon lol 😝.
Just popping in to say “the problem” is scheduled for deletion.
So you won’t need a front row seat.
Just drink the gin, I’m more a vodka kinda gal myself 😉, and…. eat the popcorn.
And…. @TheEnigma is not me.
Just a wee laddie from down London way.
Catch up soon 💋❤️

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laugar164 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 01:00PM

Paula I have a Vespa drink please

Paula99 - 22 Sep, 2023 - 11:28AM


As you have discovered you can’t please everyone …but glad you have reconsidered …🤗

I’ll get the gin n tonic out and and popcorn 🍿

TheBoredHousewife - 22 Sep, 2023 - 08:30AM

Enigma.. - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:19AM

Welcome back (in advance)!

Should we be making some popcorn? 🍿🥤😁

Enigma.. - 22 Sep, 2023 - 07:19AM

Announcement 😉
I’ll be back on Flirt Forum soon…
Unfortunately “the problem” I had has now taken to posting on Flirt Forum and making out (for want of a betting expression lol) he’s one of the good guy’s.
Catch up soon 💋❤️

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TheBoredHousewife - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:57PM

Must have been a rough day at the office for some.

A nice cup of tea will soothe.

And a sense of humour for one’s sensitive bits.

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Naughty in NW - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:29PM


Careful now with that sharp tongue of yours or you could inflict serious damage to delicate parts as you are clearly an avid licker . Strangers included?

Frigid? Moi? Not at all. You've got that very wrong. Perhaps choose your words a little bit more carefully next time. I absolutely get that this is a light-hearted forum, but I think you overstepped the mark a little. No biggie, just my feedback. All the best 🙂

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Petruchio911 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 10:20AM

To quote Mary Berry

"You dont want a Soggy Bottom!"

Plus its difficult to get enough traction on the wet ground to successfully partake in doggy position.

P911 slippery when wet

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Petruchio911 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 09:22AM


Its a bit difficult being an outdoor cunnimg linguist in the NW due to the constant rain....it would be difficult to tell if your paramour was squirting or she had just sat in a damp patch.

P911 moss

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Beckysharp - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:18AM

Don’t you lick strangers in the NW Naughty?

You may have to change your name to frigid in NW


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Sandypops - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:41AM

Running my own business, my 'phone is always in my hand or in my bra and pinging away - sometimes annoyingly with work related messages, emails or calls

But would I ever make an ie call when at home, if anyone else was in - NO, NEVER
Absolute madness. Surefire way of getting caught, surely

Thankfully I spend most of my life outside of my house, so I have can have complete privacy when I want it.
That being said, I haven't actually spoken on the 'phone very much.

Petruchio911 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:30AM


And then you woke up!!!

Dogging overlooking Lyme Regis.....careful that the cliff doesnt collapse whilst u r humping your fist.


Naughty in NW - 20 Sep, 2023 - 10:10PM


Really? You have Coastal Cunnilingus and Falmouth Fellatio on regular walks? Who the hell do you 'bump into'? The mind boggles.

Sounds weird, and unsafe, to me. Do you have the slightest idea who they are?
Makes me wonder why you're a paid up member in here if you have great success courtesy of your natural environment......free of charge?

Are you even for real? Hhhmm

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Dotty Green - 20 Sep, 2023 - 08:48PM

Don’t really call …. But if I do it’s when I’m on my own so no excuse needed

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Toffee.macchiato4 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 07:44PM

I wouldn’t call or even text a guy at home. If he sends me a message or calls me then it’s all good happy to respond or chat but I don’t do drama. I really don’t want to cause any for anyone at all not my style.
Everything depends on the boundaries you’ve agreed though so no straight answer

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ExoticOrchid - 20 Sep, 2023 - 07:37PM

I would never, ever call an IE except by prior arrangement and only in exceptional circumstances.

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Eliza Boo - 20 Sep, 2023 - 07:31PM

I hate phone calls. Messages only, occasionally v.ms. Only people I speak to a phone are cold callers and my mother. I dread the phone ringing!

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Somniata - 20 Sep, 2023 - 07:09PM

@Falmouth You lick strangers? 😳🤢 Okay, each to his/her own!!

Anyway, I don't need excuses to make or take calls on my own phone! I'm on the phone a lot anyway for work, so picking up a call and going into another room or outside never raises suspicion. Oh and I have a personal phone and 2 business phones, hubby knows but doesn't have the number for "business line 2"! 😉

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Falmouth - 20 Sep, 2023 - 06:50PM

I go for a walk on the coast path, 2 times now I've met strangers. We talk and end up touching licking, resulting in oral sex experiences which are always the best.
Both of us goes away satisfied.

Micky Buble - 20 Sep, 2023 - 04:26PM

I go off on a bike ride phone on its holder (there to monitor my distance and speed of course) I use Telegram at the outset as it’s discreet and not whatsapp as I use that for all sorts of other things
All I need now is a new IE 😉

TheBoredHousewife - 20 Sep, 2023 - 04:12PM

No excuses are needed if we’re alone when talking to our IEs on the phone. Why take the risk and compromise ourselves?

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Paula99 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 04:03PM


I agree kik is a terrible app it just freezes my phone …but you have to use a platform or how else are you going to keep your affair alive ?😁

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Let'sjusthavefun - 20 Sep, 2023 - 03:42PM

Better still never add a new app like kik .. just be smart and keep your secret safe

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Paula99 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 02:44PM

You never do anything that involves phone calls at work .your body language will give it away ..and people are watching …

Stick with your telegram/kik or something that not linked to your real life ..

You have been warned☠️

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AdventurousLover2 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 12:56PM

Normally I say I’m at the gym ,almost the same thing .Good workout and a coffee afterwards

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logicboy - 20 Sep, 2023 - 12:10PM

I need to take a call with someone that gives a shit.

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Runner6969 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 12:08PM

I never do anything that will compromise my home life. Plenty of opportunity to use Kik or Telegram apps discreetly, or to chat when alone. dislike WhatsApp, or giving out my phone number as again it provides a link to Facebook, LinkedIn, etc and to family and corporate life.

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Coach38 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 09:44AM

If the mind-blowing chemistry and connection is there and both feel alive, time is always made

1565974 - 27 Nov, 2022 - 07:28PM

Oh heard all excuses under the sun guys

Chelseaguy12 - 23 May, 2020 - 06:40PM

grow a pair. there must be a hundred places around the home that you dont need to involve your better half

1382044 - 09 May, 2020 - 09:29AM

Use the phone if either of us are out walking and the spouse of the other is either at wok or somewhere when we know they won't be back for a while. Taking risks is silly given that neither of us want to end the present situation both in relation to our spouses nor in relation to each other as we are long term committed.

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Deshilonda - 07 May, 2020 - 03:21PM

Call from home is a reckless attempt to break the discretion. Not sure if you are comitted and you are looking for IE or an eject button :-)

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Deshilonda - 07 May, 2020 - 03:18PM

Well you whatsapp pics from bathroom i love tgat lets get connected ;-)

1353301 - 06 May, 2020 - 05:02PM

Better still whatsapp them from the bathroom
Or when your out walking have a chat , kik is also a great way to keep intouch , sometimes just a photo to brighten you day 😉

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Lillib - 06 May, 2020 - 04:58PM

When I find my IE I will think about the best excuse.

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1373861 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:42PM

I’m often commando during the evening as I like to let him loose. Walking to shops or out for exercise and then having some kinda sexual conversation is going to end up very badly. 🤪

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1376887 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:36PM

In normal circs I would call ok my commute to or from work. Who would call from home ? Unless you want to get caught.

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1383625 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:34PM

Call whilst out running, walking or cycling. It can take some effort to synchronise but is the only way at the moment. Cycle rides allow more time and maybe even a sneaky Skype encounter in a quiet spot.

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851951 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:26PM

Never trust anyone who rings from home, too much of a risk taker for me

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ExoticOrchid - 06 May, 2020 - 04:25PM

Lord Kitchener - 06 May, 2020 - 04:16PM

But you are not having to *make up* an excuse, unlike the letter writer here.

1377030 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:23PM

With this confinement, all I can say is thank goodness for running.. getting out of the house for an hour or two really helps to get those intimate chats in.

The only issue is keeping things ‘in check’ when wearing tight running pants - especially when someone is walking or running the opposite way.. so embarrassing! lol x

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1260412 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:20PM

Wendyforwooing, yes I suppose it might depend on your job. If you were a phone sex operator you could probably get away with it.

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Lord Kitchener - 06 May, 2020 - 04:16PM

Yes that will work for me. I do all my work calls from my log cabin in the garden and everyone knows not to disturb me, so I can call or WhatsApp to my hearts content.

1373861 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:12PM

For the couples that are still functioning as normal it’s a proper risk. Depends on how bad the wiring is I suppose.

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ExoticOrchid - 06 May, 2020 - 04:10PM

Why would you CALL your IE from home where you need an excuse???
Are you hoping to get caught? Jeez!!!

There are other ways of contacting your IE discreetly from home. By all means call if you are alone at home or you have your own man cave or whatever and there is no one you need to give an excuse to.

JMB108 - 06 May, 2020 - 04:07PM

I wouldn't call from home, too much risk and thin walls. I can only walk the dog so many times, lol

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Bugwithone - 06 May, 2020 - 04:02PM

I wouldn’t need an excuse!!! 😘

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1328172 - 06 May, 2020 - 02:34PM

I go out to work so I guess I could do it on my commute home but would never risk talking to them at home I don't think it's worth the risk

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1272141 - 05 May, 2020 - 08:57PM

OMG. Who thought this clanger up? It sounds like a scene from a dreadful play about adultery.

When would you need such playacting? With all the technology available, discretion is assured almost entirely.

Jeez, is the phone still in the hallway, do you share an aging pc? JHC the tactic is all but 30 years out of date. unbelievable.

The staging of this falsehood is for your partner obviously. FGS have some respect!

This is one of the dumbest ideas to evolve from this series of, what have so far been reasonably produced. But this one is a disaster.

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1383195 - 05 May, 2020 - 04:21PM

Surely that depends on your job....

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RumplesBear - 05 May, 2020 - 04:15PM

Being involved with someone from work years ago, it's a cliché but was by far the easiest way to keep in touch. Working long hours and dealing with all the back end stuff no one cares about meant partner didn't really ask about the calls. Just the mention of "SLAs" or "potential contact " would shut the conversation down.

CrimsonLady - 05 May, 2020 - 04:08PM

It is always important to have a reasonable excuse to be looking at your phone

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