My names Lisa,

I enjoy horribly distasteful jokes, Wine & getting dirty!

Modesty is overrated, and honesty is too frequently neglected. I'm vulgar & improper, but I promise I'm still quite the lady when the situation calls for it!

Ignorance, is not & never will be bliss

I'm originally from California. Move...(more)

Hi :) My name is Claire I am 23 and I stay in Aberdeen, I work in a solicitors office and love socialising with friends at night times and weekends, I am very spontaneous and love doing things at the drop of a hat. I like dancing, singing, eating out, sports, running, car racing and of course shopping. I am extremely d...(more)

I would describe myself as:

articulate, creative, affectionate, sensitive, sensuous, caring, cheeky, confident, courteous, dependable, emotional, friendly, fun-loving, funny, honest...(more)

I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles.

I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad...(more)

I would describe myself as:

affectionate, sensitive, sarcastic, sweet, witty...(more)