slaphappywanker

About Me:

i would describe myself as a warm caring guy, outgoing, adventurous, witty and affectionate. im often mistaken for a window licker down to my behaviour and my mischevious antics. i love music full stop. i love cooking dinners a) because im hungry b) because i can and c)because im fookin good at it! think yourselves lucky you wont have to cook anymore! if im laughing im happy, theres rarely a dull moment in my house even when im alone, you could say i was a bit of a spacker but hey! like this is a face of concern?! i do have a serious side i havent just stepped off the sunshine bus! i keep myself and my home clean, i pay my bills and i love and support my 6 yr old daughter simone who i might add is the No1 lady in my life. just remember,.... she will win over you anytime and everytime! :) if she hates you then i hate you (we have to be the same) yes even when it comes to wearing a pink hairband! i had to ok i was told! (the same thing again) if she loves you i'll love you. if she smacks you i'll kick you :D i have a pet snake called alf and some fish. they do not have names because i have a memory like they do and i will forget who is who by morning! i love to make new friends and talk rubbish, i like spongebob squarepants :) you'l never know what im really like by this page but thats something to be going on with. if you want to have a giggle and pick my brain on any other subject apart from the mating habbits of platypus then drop me a line with your msn, mine doesnt show properly its got a swearword in it! ooooooooh!! im 5'7" of slim build, i keep myself up to date with fashion and i dont do bad really for my age im still a bit of a funky mofo! aparently i have nice eyes and im fun to be around. why dont you find out for yourself instead of me having to do this! bah!

Ideal Partner:

im looking for someone with substance! no emotional retards or people with baggage! im 100% happy with who i am and i expect the same. you must know what a bar of soap looks like and i'd much rather you be honest and upfront with me as im prepared to be with you. apart from that smiling attracts my attention :)

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - New Age, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Motor Racing, Sailing / Boating, Computers / Internet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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