Hideousreptile

About Me:

What a stroke of luck that this username isn't already snapped up! A sign of good things i think. I initially wanted to go for something girlie and just a touch flirty but some slut from the midlands grabbed them all. And then I thought, why lie? Everyone else on this site is honest about their age, weight, attractiveness and availability so why not just stand naked like everyone else in hell. I am in the right place, right?

My fantasy is to be savaged by a minotaur on the banks of an active volcano while a blessing of unicorns celebrate our union by encircling us in an anal daisy chain. So not into anything extreme. What do you like to do? So, continuing the faust story, I'm an angel who's found herself here through no fault of her own. A tribute to womankind, a beacon of virtue, a siren sent to enslave the hearts and minds of mortals. And in the spirit of abject honesty, I'll admit to having never read dante. Like that even matters.

Ideal Partner:

If your name and 'monstrocity' have ever shared a sentence you will most likely be the man for me. Not into breaking bread with men who brag about their clothing, their lifestyles or other various delusions. I like clever, original, hot men with big cocks who can make me laugh. Not allowed to say that? Fuck you, satan, this is my wish list, buddy.

Other Interests:

Food and Wine

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