magicalmysterytour

About Me:

I suppose I struggle to take life seriously, I seem to find humour in situations that maybe I shouldn't, usually followed by a tut tut at some dinner party, especially after a few large glasses of Rioja...I am polite and well mannered, I know how to treat a lady and give her a good time, although my language can be bad.....I am confident, positive, bit unconventional...I seem to be popular, people think I am good company, a laugh, dry sense of humour, sarcastic sometimes..I am a good raconteur, plenty of interesting and funny stories......also not scared to say what I think, good or bad....whilst I am quick to find humour, I am at the same time serious, a deep thinker, analytical...an introverted extrovert....I played rugby until I was 40.....I love the great outdoors, the sea, mountains, sea cliffs, anywhere that is wild...I am a rock climber, still climbing to a high standard, in the UK and abroad...I do love alcohol, gin and tonic, Tequila Sunrise, red wine, beer, cider, lager, sherry...you name it....I am not a drunk though, I never drink and drive, just like to indulge and appreciate it...some of the best memories, fun and laughs in your life have happened around alcohol....and I like wild, drunken sex sometimes !!!....I can be intolerant and don't suffer fools...I am fascinated by this whole secret life we lead....the ladies who do it, their stories...the compulsiveness and addiction to it...the tangled webs we weave in the pursuit of adultery...bring it on.... I am suited and booted for work, well groomed, fastidious, clean shaven, stylish and classy, nice car...at home it is shorts and tee shirts, for a date probably smart casual, or all three! I am athletic in appearance, almost 6 foot....any bloke who describes himself as very good looking is bound to be a pratt - and really I am only moderately good looking, I have character and presence. Happy to exchange photos, I will put one up with a password...so give me a rattle, it's never a dull moment out with me !!...

Ideal Partner:

Sorry to say this, however appearance is important...with blokes, it is all in a nano second...what I seek is that x factor that some ladies have...that awareness of their sexuality that they give off, that look about them, sexy..a bit tarty maybe....it is sex appeal, and little to do with looks or size...Victoria Beckham has none....others make the best of themselves and know how to get blokes eating out of their hand...it is easy with me...I love feminine ladies, hate flat shoes and baggy clothes, that Bunty no make up look...no thanks...I love skirts, dark nylons, heels (you can tell a lot about a lady by the shoes she wears), tight clothes, cleavage, nails, a flash of black bra strap, lippy (love the taste of lippy), mascara...mmmm...fabulous....I am greedy, as well as all that I want an understanding, a connection, a confidant and friend, to chat and laugh with before and after we have an indecently good time....I am not new to this secret life, I have had affairs...after all, you don't want some lightweight who doesn't know what to do....I just want more...I want the excitement of meeting someone new, the uncertainty of it, the chase, wondering how that first date will end...for me, the ideal end would be snogging like teenagers in some pub car park, and arranging to meet again....

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Country, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - New Age, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Religion, Cycling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Singing / Playing Instrument, Athletics, Mountaineering, Dancing, Sailing / Boating, Tennis / Racket Sports, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Food and Wine

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