Reality 'v' Fantasy

About Me:

*** Back for more *** So here's the deal .. I am going to follow my profile name and give you a bit of the fantasy combined with a lot of the reality .. enjoy :)

FANTASY - Ideal weekend away ... Hmmm how about a weekend retreat to a secluded cottage with a cosy hot tub for two. Ooeh or how about Paris or Venice mmmm
REALITY - Most of you married men on here cannot 'do' weekends ...say no more .. not that I would expect one

FANTASY - Ideal meal/evening out .. Wine flowing, good food in an intimate setting. Or a nice trip to the theatre, lots of kissing and flirting followed by an evening of lurve in the bedroom
REALITY - I really don't care where I am as long as I am in good company and I enjoy to mix things up a bit and vary our evenings out. But I do care if you only suggest a hotel meet - this lady has class..

Interests and hobbies -
FANTASY - I have lots and lots and I am going to talk about each and every one of them. I am going to make myself soooo exciting and desirable as your perfect woman..
REALITY - Message from a man 'so what's your favourite position then?' with no mention of 'so what do you enjoy then?'.. oooh most recent message from a man: "how about you send me your pw and let me decide if its worth my time meeting up with you, to give you the best f*****g youve ever had" - classy - NOT !

Personality - Hmmmm I am guessing as you read on you might pick up that I am very astute and have a very sharp mind. I am quick witted and if you don't get sharp wit, you might not 'get' me when we start chatting. Along with that I am also very genuine and honest .. no BS here men

Oh and lastly Yes I am separated - put your radar up - Single, oh no she's a risk !! No gents - I have more discretion than some of the married men I have met on here - a whole lot more and I know the rules.. and I am not looking for an escape or wanting more but watch out for those 'happily married' women though that might be.. you know the 'negative/cynical' married ones on here haha :)

I am definitely not looking for a replacement model - I prefer to look for a 'Mr Right Now' and enjoy it while it lasts. I have children and juggle my career/family a lot, therefore I am far too busy in my life for a full time relationship. I am looking for that perfect 'other' relationship where we can have some fun, some laughter and good times together - to get lost in each other's company and love it when we have those moments to share. Something where you will be a genuine man with some devilish charm and sexiness about you :) xx FANTASY - Always dressed in a sexy little number just for you, killer heels, stockings, suspenders and oh so sexy undies underneath ...
REALITY - Killer heels are called that for a reason, because they kill your feet ... suspenders can be a nuisance and the undies end up on the floor quicker than you can say - mmmmmm sexy ;)

FANTASY - Superb body, perfect breasts, super toned legs, and shaved to perfection
REALITY - Have children - have flaws

But I scrub up well and secretly do enjoy looking sexy to tease a man ;)

Ideal Partner:

FANTASY - You are my Jason Statham or Johnny Depp. Mega sexy, powerful, seductive, charming, killer kisser, a strong and controlling man in the sack
REALITY - Typically normal kind of man, job in the city, average kisser and not so great in bed ... please prove me wrong on this one !!

FANTASY - You will take me out, keep in contact with me and be incredibly naughty between the sheets
REALITY - The contact slows down once you have 'got' me, your idea of a night out is a hotel room and your ever so naughty fantasies never become a reality BECAUSE you are not adventurous enough to follow through - not me..

FANTASY - You can provide appropriate surroundings for our times of passion. And want to explore new experiences & allow me to explore mine ..
REALITY - Oh those toilets are looking inviting and big enough for two or how about that naturist spa/swingers club ??

FANTASY - You really want a genuine affair with someone .. something ongoing and fun. The more you get it, the more you want it ..
REALITY - You are just after a quick fling or even worse - a one night stand !!

FANTASY - You can kiss really, REALLY well. You can stay down there for hours and love it. You really want to and know how to turn a woman on ..
REALITY - Sloppy kisses, a quick fumble in the missionary position, turn over and start snoring zzzzz !!

FANTASY - That kiss ... those sort of kisses Hollywood blockbusters are famous for. Where the kiss makes you melt, where you walk away thinking, feeling and wanting more..
REALITY - Tongue darting all around like a fly around a light bulb. Sloppy wet lips all over your face, not on the lips ... yeah I'm still waiting for that weak at the knees moment !

I could go on and on ... but will leave it at that for now - tongue in cheek gents ;)

Let's end it with a quote from an admirer "I am married to a negative cynical jaded lady, why would I want an affair with one?" -- haha love it -- why aren't most of the women on here *cough* 'happily married' hmmmm - says it all men :)

Come and say hello gents .. I don't bite (unless asked) and you might find I am quite possibly the most genuine and amusing lady on here ;) xx

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Music - Country, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Literature / History, Cycling, Shopping, Dancing, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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