Goldenlox

About Me:

I am a busy lollipop lady and have a lot of spare time on my hands during the school holidays. I like to laugh (usually at people falling over) and I love to cook although my speciality of fried cheese doesn't always go down well with the older gentleman who is watching the arteries. I can count without using my toes and construct sentences with more than four words so I expect an educated response. I am not here to be asked on a date without even getting to know you on here first.. after all you could be anyone, the Social, the Immigration office or anyone... so chat only first. I look great in white PVC and a cap... and I have a very large lollipop. Look good early in the morning and around half past 3... You could even say that I could stop traffic.
I am quite tall and certainly strong (for a 'bird') so any unnecessariness will be dealt with quite severely...
I am very friendly - I suffer fools gladly and will make daliances with most idiots so feel free...

Ideal Partner:

I am looking for someone to make me smile, to share my stories of other people's misfortune and to share the sweets that I take off the children. I do not want someone who is looking for just sex - I expect a cup of tea at least. Please don't suggest taking me for a coffee because it keeps me up and does terrible things to my bladder. So if you want to chat to a sophisticated, educated and witty lady then good luck. But if you want a good old fashioned bit of banter then come on then....
Obviously the Clousseau among you might get to the bottom of this particular enigma...

Other Interests:

Boxing / Wrestling, Food and Wine

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