MrGrey's Profile. (478324)
|Drinking||Light / Social Drinker||Hair Colour||Bald|
|Height||6'0'' (183cm) or above||Education||College|
|Interests||Computers / Internet|
|Female between the ages of 30 and 99|
|What do I want? Normal! (with a capital "N"). Don't reply if you're size zero. If I can wrap my arms around you and still tickle my sides, or pick my belly button, you're too skinny. I might snap you. |
If you can't buy your clothes from a High Street store without having to visit the "strange shape" department then it's likely you'll attract too much attention on our date, and that just won't do.
If you've got flat feet, can't wear heels, have some medical condition, bits missing (or heaven forbid - bits added), a history of mental instability or delusions of grandeur, then you have my sympathy but not my adoration.
Similarly, if your mother tongue is not english, but a strange dialect of "txt" talk and you're incapable of messaging me without slipping an "lol" in or finishing off with a row of "x"'s, then we will find it difficult to communicate.
If the only photo you can show me is in sepia, or from how you looked some years ago when you were considerably more attractive than now, then please don't bother. Whilst we're on the subject, I also don't want to see any wedding photos, school photos, photos with babies, dogs or loose bits dangling about. I don't want to meet your spouse, partner or best mate so please don't invite them to watch or partake in a threesome, foursome or any-other-some.
Finally, if you think you look cool in trainers, track suits or combat trousers then you're either deluded, or worse, a man. If you wear double-gusset knickers instead of skimpy sexy panties because they're more comfortable then I'm afraid they're destined to remain unexplored. So, having now alienated you all, am I destined for a life without naughtiness? If you're (remotely) attractive, confident, need some attention, look like a woman, act like a woman and know how to treat a man, then I'd like to meet you...(please).
|Type of Relationship Short Term Relationship, Casual, See how it goes|
|I've finally joined after window shopping for some months. It's not a decision I've taken lightly, but then on the other hand, it's not something we've had a family discussion about either. I've read about this site in the newspaper more than once and realised, thankfully, I am not unique in the way I feel, apart from perhaps my fear of traffic lights and pot purri.|
I'm looking for Passion with a big "P" (if you've mis-read that and think I'm looking with my big P for Passion, apologies). Don't reply if you only want passion with a small "p" because I'm not your man. If you're looking for passion with any other combination of upper and lower case, there may be basis for negotiation. If you're looking for love, whether lower/upper case, script, italics, bold or underlined - then it's a big fat NO from me. Good. I think I've cleared that up.
So, to be clear, I don't want love or fluffiness and I don't want to name my daughter after you. I want lust, passion, excitement and thrills.
Overall, I'm very happy with my life in every way but however good a relationship is, the fire of passion eventually extinguishes. If you're in a similar position, you'll understand. I make no apologies for being happy. I don't feel guilty - but I am greedy. I want it all. Due to my daytime job (which, surprisingly is not as a full time philanderer), I can only meet daytimes so you'll need to be free for coffee, lunch and, where the chemistry is right - long desserts. I might even dispense with lunch for the right woman but I'm afraid the coffee is non-negotiable.
|I'm intelligent, good looking, confident and the sort of bloke you would like to have run off with but I never asked you to. For the purposes of this profile, I'm also cocky and arrogant but that's all bravado. I'm a lamb (not literally, that would be daft) and deep down, just want someone I can cuddle and snuggle. I'm 6"2, very well dressed and shave my head although I don't look like the sort of skin-head that holds-up Post Offices. I don't wear Y-fronts, string vests or trousers with turn-ups. I don't wear glasses either but have a tendency to bump into things, so perhaps I should. I am not one of those who believes my body is a temple, I think of it more as a Play Centre. |
When I walk into a room, I'm noticed - (could be because I squelch when I walk) - men lower their heads and women throw their knickers at me. As a result, I tend to avoid crowds and have developed a mild form of agoraphobia so I rarely go out without my wife. I will endeavour to make an exception if we meet, but if it's not possible, I promise to leave her in the car with the engine running.
I will make you laugh, groan, moan (subject to terms and conditions) and once met you'll see my soft under-belly and realise I'm just a regular, handsome Joe looking to hold and cherish someone. I love kissing. Sharing long, passionate kisses is my favourite hobby. Unfortunately, my wife's favourite hobby is stamp-collecting and long passionate kissing makes it difficult to lick the little hinges afterwards, so we don't.
I travel all over the UK (no, I'm not a train driver) and therefore, wherever you are, I will visit. No call-out charge.
If you don't like the sound of me, then please ignore everything I've written. I'll conform. Blimey, I'm so easy.
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