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secretstrumpet

52, Glasgow

Married, Ample body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Sales & Marketing
Education: College
Eye Colour: Grey
Hair Colour: Auburn
Religion: Church of England

Looking for Male between the ages of 40 and 59

Star Sign: Virgo
Last Active: Don't just have a look, say hello

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About Me:

I've always wanted to be the elegant lady who managed to have a lover. The sort of woman who has lunch dates and flirts mercilessly over a glass of wine with a sophisticated, knowing, elegant man who's about to fall at my feet.

The thing is I'm not terribly elegant, I'm no Sophia Loren, and men don't so much fall at my feet as trip over my handbag....but I am a bright, happy, open minded lady who loves men and that zingy feeling a new romance can bring. Please note, I'm stressing the romance bit. I'm not looking for a series of one night (afternoon)stands nor am I looking for a love of my life. Just a lighthearted flirtation. Some fizz in my day.

Just to be blunt as I hate to disappoint anyone....Please don't expect me to be anything less than a curvy, dress size 18. If you have issues with that, I totally understand, and wish you all the very best on your search.
But here is a word to the wise. Please, please, don't email me to say you aren't interested due to my size. Because if you are the type to do that, well, I wouldn't be interested due to your poor manners.

If my dress size in mentioned in an initial email, please forgive me if I immediately become suspicious about you. It's a red flag to either someone becoming derogatory or taking the mick. I have no time for either. Or you could just be interested... but still.

On to nicer things....

I am quite a girly lady, but not one that goes overboard in pink, I'm no wannabe Barbie. More a wannabe Dita Von Tease. I love vintage dresses and am the type of woman who always wears lipstick and perfume.

My good points? Well, I'm warm and loving and enjoy getting to know people, I laugh easily and enjoy good conversation. I do find intelligence a HUGE turn on. However I can be quite direct and to my horror, can sometimes put my foot in it. I hope you can deal with that?

Ideal Partner:

Firstly I tend to disregard someone who hasn't filled out their profile. A well written profile and email does wonders for me. Discretion is vital to me, I expect the same in return. I am looking for someone who is polite, respectful and well mannered. The chemistry has to be there. If after the first meet, there's no spark we can both walk away with no hard feelings. I'm not about to jump into bed with some one I don't feel comfortable with...Never have and never will.