Notenoughgrassstains

About Me:

Who am I? What am I doing here? Well, I'm definitely a female, I have been married for over 20 years (child bride), and like most people on here whilst I dont want to rock the boat at home, I seek something else and probably didn't get enough grass stains before settling down. I want to firstly make friends with one special person, who isnt out to add notches to his bedpost

I want to feel special, and to make that person feel special too. Is that you? Ok, I was once a size 10 and perfect. I'm by no means perfect now, my breast are more than a handful! :) I do have body hang ups, but I live with them, and I dont make references to them every other sentence. I have curves I'm a size 16!!! If you dont like this then hey, pass on by.

I dont go to the gym (they can be dangerous places you know).

Ideal Partner:

Ok I could write a shopping list:

Tall - I'm 5ft 10 so taller is good

Not skinny - sorry all you gym guys it doesnt do anything for me, Dont get me wrong I dont do sumo wrestlers, but some meat is ok!

Educated, god I hate those people who try and communicate through text speak or cannot use a spell checker!

Be honest, difficult this one as if you were truly trustworthy you wouldnt be registered on this site.

Non-smoker, sorry this is non-negotiable.

Have an excellent sense of humour, even non pc.

I dont like virtual kisses! Please guys, don't send them. If you want my attention be original, email me. Dont send the same vague message to 100 girls on here. I will be able to tell. Read my profile and if you are interest then show me.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Literature / History, Shopping, Travel / Sightseeing, Cooking

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