Raven558

About Me:

A housemate by day, ninja escapist by night (okay, mostly just a bloke who misses kissing and being fancied). Still in a long-term relationship, but romance has left the building—and taken the TV remote with it.

I’m not here for chaos, drama, or a weekly rota of dates. Just one smart, fun, cheeky woman who gets it: life’s good… but it could be better with the right kind of mischief.

This is my first time on here, so be gentle. Or don’t—depends on your style. I’ve got a sarcastic streak, a laugh that tends to get me in trouble, and a love for countryside walks (yes, I actually enjoy them—not just using it as code for something weird). I exercise, but I’m built more for hugs than Instagram.

I don’t have pics on here—being cautious, not catfish—but happy to share once we’re chatting somewhere that doesn’t have “illicit” in the name.

I’m not looking to waste time chatting about the weather for weeks—unless it’s while we’re out in it. I want something real, exciting, and just ours.

If you are funny, kind, confident in your own skin, and missing that feeling of being desired. If you’re looking for one solid connection too, drop me a message—I’m an open book (with a few cheeky chapters).

Ideal Partner:

I’m looking for a smart, confident woman who wants to share something just for us—fun, discreet, and full of anticipation. This isn’t about changing your world or mine… just enhancing it with the right chemistry.

Physically, I’m attracted to women who take care of themselves and know what they want. Mentally? Someone playful, sharp, and a little daring. If you enjoy flirty texts, cheeky smiles, and secret meetups that leave you buzzing for days—you might be exactly who I’m hoping to find.

No drama, no long-distance. Local is lovely, and real connection is everything.

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Alternative, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking

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