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Di0nysus

48, Hampshire

Divorced, Athletic body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Executive
Education: Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 59

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Within 2 Hours

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About Me:

A comedian by day, I roam Hampshire looking for small creatures to rescue. The only reason I don't wear a cape is because it looks silly without the tight pants. I also rinse out my yoghurt pots before recycling so I'm an all rounder...

On my off days I work hard in my career and do as much running & cycling as I can get in. I love watching a good series on TV so if you've got a recommendation then please share

Ideal Partner:

I'm looking for a woman that isn't fixated on her lover being 6' plus! A woman who can make her peace with us 5'10" chaps.

Life has taught me to not take much seriously so I'd like to find someone who is in the same mindset. If you're curious about my username then Google it...I feel it sums me up nicely (if you already know what it means then please message me! Your intellect will be a massive turn on!!)

Cliché I know but a woman that can hold her own in banter trumps all things for me. And despite my status - I really am after finding just one woman. Being divorced does not mean I'm here to shag everyone!