MaxCartwright

About Me:

Short, overweight, bald, miserable old b**t*rd, with a face a dog wouldn't lick.
Seeks busty, attractive, very generous, wealthy female, who likes to share the good things in life.
I'm a very modest man with a lot to be modest about.
Mental health professionals will have a distinct advantage.
No time wasters please
Only joking.....I'm not miserable.😁😁

Don't like blowing my own trumpet but here goes: I think that I am a nice bloke, (at least that's what I'm told.) who is looking for the the little things that are lacking in my relationship. I don't mean, just intimacy.
A little, good old fashioned romance, a flirty message, or just a cuddle is just as important.
I'm looking for one special person. Not multiple partners.
As for looks, I'm no Brad Pitt, but probably wouldn't get front seat on the ugly bus either. I'd be about halfway down. Not on the back seat with the cool kids😂.
If you're interested, just ask for my password.Then, if I'm not for you, just say.
I handle rejection remarkably well. X

Ideal Partner:

Don't really know what I'm looking for yet. Just someone to chat with, to start and see what develops. I don't think looks are too important and I have no objections in chatting or meeting with a voluptuous lady. Like the song says "Big Girls you are beautiful". Nowt wrong wi carrying a bit a timber. 😁😁

Other Interests:

Football / Soccer / Rugby

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