JuicykittyH

About Me:

You are the girl I have be dreaming of since... Forever I think well this is what many men says to me but all flattering because they just cant handle me especially when they are offering to pick me up from my husband door step.

So please dont come around and ask to pick me up.

Okay this is what kills about 87% of my chances. I am not a woman who will wait for a week to meet man so meetin' must be between a day or two so therefore if we are going to meet, you will have to arrange for us and make it happen as soon as possible.

My affections can be easily bought with my three favourite things ... Coffee, Chocolate and Marmite. As much as I´d be over the moon to find someone who also loved these things as much as I do, I don't mind the HATERS either ... more for me!


Being a realist, I’m pretty convinced (lol) I’m not going to find a ‘respectable man’ on here but all sex, being emotional, sexual or even just friendship would be great.

Mind you, please don't ask me to talk about my family life with you or ask me about my husband. Part of me wants to be vindictive and would hope you could experience what you would no doubt experience if you had the depth of the affairs the both of us wanted or have always wanted physically where there wont be again the pain, suffering, sadness and how is this possible.


Please guys do not hold back , I would rather you say your unlimited fanasty without knowing to much personal information as I feel alot safer that way !

If I allow you password then block you , I do like you it's just my way of keeping you keen. I will unblock when I wish to continue our connection xxx

Ideal Partner:

It is important that I get a good idea about what you might be like before agreeing to meet. Nothing worse than having nothing to say in real life because we never did due diligence online. But I wont be here for endless mail, and not just about preferences in bed, even though I can talk naughty till the cows come home. The same approach goes re. Passwords. Please do not ask before there’s even a murmur of a vibe.

I greatly value my personal privacy, and would appreciate that this is respected. Discretion for both parties is expected and guaranteed throughout.

Daytime meets by default initially. Realistic travel time please.

Thank you for getting to the end of this spiel!
If you are interested in saying hello, come as you are. Tell me why you are writing and you are ready to meet today or tomorrow. It is best just to be yourself. Unfiltered. I have done this before, and don’t really have the time for people approaching in irresponsible manner. Write me only because my profile speaks to you and you think you might actually have the time to meet very soon

*I do not respond to VKs or computer generated profiles*

Other Interests:

Astrology / New Age, Music - World, Dancing, Tennis / Racket Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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