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NotyouraverageMILF

38, Gloucester/ south wales

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Married, Average body
5'1''or below (< 155cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Non-Drinker

Occupation:  Education & Science
Education:  Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour:  Green
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 35 and 50

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: Within 3 Hours

About Me:

Hello! I'm petite with green eyes and some cracking .... attributes.
I'm funny, quick witted and extremely kind.
Unfortunately my last experience of IE saw me attract someone who took advantage of my kindness and he lied about what he wanted...ha the irony ....what happened to honour amongst thieves!? It's ok though...I burned his house down...just added his dad to Facebook so I can get in his pants. Hope his dad's name is Steve or I'm chatting up the wrong silver fox....
Excuse me if I'm a little cautious but this is IEs last chance to show me a good man and a good time.

Some of my favourites films of IEs finest list are Jurassic Park, top gun and stepbrothers. Heavy serious films are not for me - put your Oppenheimer away.

I enjoy an eclectic taste in music Reggae, old school, classical, soul, rock, 80s, hip hop.
I don't like indie....must be something to do with my dislike of whiney little men. I do play an instrument which forms part of my hobby and side gig ( gotta leave some mystery ....)

I'm university educated with a professional science based career. Lots of boring letters after my name. That hasn't stopped the odd man from thinking I'm thick ...(Well my thighs are ha) I love my job. I'm also qualified in a sports related field. I'm active, I like being outdoors, nature, horseriding, hikes. and have a love for animals and wildlife.

Ideal Partner:

I'm looking for someone to just be themselves. A sense of humour is very important! Good manners and respectful behaviour is important. Laughter and friendship counts for a lot. I'm open to different marital situations but my days of getting an eifle tower are behind me.
5ft 10 + lads ...your own teeth and hair Is a bonus, and I'm a sucker for blue eyes.
I like kind men who aren't afraid to show some affection

I'm not keen on..
Smokers
Men suffering from emotional constipation
Meaness
Mansplainers.
Being treated like I'm stupid because I'm nice
Men that think they can handle it and tantrum when they can't.
Anyone who's after a kidney ( unless you have a serious dollar in which case everyone's got a price)
DPS - come on don't be that guy...

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Country, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Pop / R&B, Boxing / Wrestling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Motor Racing, Dancing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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