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About Me:

I've noticed that almost every lady want.domeone.who can make them laugh. My first thought is that going to comedy show might be a better bet than ie.
Then I thought, "Why not?". If I make you laugh then we're on a winner if not ... well, good luck to you, you're going to need it.
So heres my best best shot.
I have been working at an ice-cream factory. They just sacked me because I can't work sundaes. 🍨
No good for you? Ok second try.
RIP to boiling water.😢 You'll be mist. 🌫️
Still not impressed? Ok, best of three.
Why do sailors have a lot of trouble learning the alphabet?
They get stuck at sea. 🌊

I'll see myself out.

Thanks for taking a look at my profile, here's what you need to know: My tastes are pretty old school, I prefer Peaky Blinders and Jaws. I have particular distaste for Britain's Got Talent. I like a bit of Punk and Metal music.

Probably an idea to describe my looks - hazel eyes, grey hair shaved, tall and very cuddly.

If you're interested, I'm university educated. As for my profession: retired from self employed. Missing the the gentle touch of a good woman. Not wanting a wife or anything too heavy. Start with a coffee or drinks and see how we get on.
I am able to meet most times days and evenings or weekends. Discretion assured

Some things you should know, I'm friendly, creative and thoughtful.

Ideal Partner:

Kind, thoughtful and intelligent. Naturally smiley and happy. Don't need to be a fashionista or stick model. I would prefer not. Let's be friends snd see where it goes.

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Rock, Politics, Literature / History, Sailing / Boating, Computers / Internet, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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