Desert Orchid
53, London
Married,
Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for:
Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes
Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker
Occupation:
Sales & Marketing
Education:
Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Black
Religion:
Agnostic/None
Looking for Female between the ages of 40 and 55
Star Sign:
Gemini
Last Active: Within 24 Hours
About Me:
Multi-millionaire, dashing gay blade with an interest in gardening, debauchery, opera, fine art and scotch eggs, seeks casual fun with like-minded soul.
There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
Nothing like a limerick to fill a little space.
In space, no-one can hear you park.
I wonder how many people have read this far?
Love spending time in quaint and bijou country hotels, spunking inordinate amounts of money on flowers, chocolates and luxury leather goods. Tendency to overuse the words 'sparkle,' 'passionate' and 'cockwomble'
Ideal Partner:
Ability to knock out a sonnet in iambic pentameter not a pre-requisite. Ability to laugh at oneself, me or absurdity of life definite plus point.
Proficiency in noble martial arts preferred; dim sum, macrame and swiping right
Must not have profile that reads like job ad; e.g. "you will enjoy evenings in, you will going out. Must not use the word 'moist' or eat Fingers of Fudge in the sauna"
An interest in live music, exhibitions, auctions and Ewok cos-play preferred. One of those was a joke, you will have to guess which. Or obviously, not bother.
Mutual attraction fundamental - exactly what that means is anybody's guess.
Other Interests:
Gardening, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Literature / History, Martial Arts, Ice / Snow Sports, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine
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