Celador

About Me:

"A bit of a silver fox. Not sure which bit though” (my mate's wife).

“A bit of a twat” (my eldest daughter). 



I’m quietly spoken and am told my eyes and voice have an effect on women which is not unpleasant. I “smell nice” apparently. Not sure about the other senses.
I'm 5ft 10.5" That half inch is important, right?

I run regularly and play tennis but also enjoy keeping the six pack at bay. I don’t wear an unnecessarily large watch, clean my car on Sundays (or at all really) and am unlikely to show you a picture of me proudly holding a fish (wtf?). I’d happily cook one for you though.



A bit of a music geek but know when to shut up about it. I like nosing around cities, galleries and museums but can also be persuaded to walk uphill in the countryside. It also seems women like to walk by the sea, so I’ll put that too. Who doesn’t like doing that?



More Frankie Boyle than Susan. Fond of a misheard double-entendre, I can be sweary, juvenile and vulgar or well mannered, serious and considerate.

Default is irreverent with a dark sense of humour. I find entertainment in most situations, especially the absurd, but I’m not boorish, opinionated or loud.

I'm quietly confident, kind, calm, affectionate and get on with most people. I’m broad minded, easy going and warm & am looking for similar qualities in whoever you are.



I’m no “player” and I’m not just looking for sex, but I’m not exactly vanilla either, so while I'll happily chat enthusiastically with your maiden aunt about her latest flower arrangement, if you're sat opposite me I will be trying to look up your skirt. Not her's though, I'm not that bad.

I’m shallow enough to know looks are important. I like intelligent, independent women who’re also calm and confident. If you make me laugh and your spelling is better than that of a North London greengrocer then I'm interested.



Brexiteers and Tories are deal breakers. I have some standards.

You want to be treated like a princess? I’ll ask Henri to fetch the Merc.

Ideal Partner:

I’m twice divorced, not living with anyone but currently in a mid-distance relationship which has become mainly a weekend friendship so I’m back here again.

I don’t have an ideal partner but I ran out of space in the bit above and needed to finish off. Don’t we all?

If you have figured out how this is going to work for you then so much the better but I'm not impatient as I'm probably more likely than you to have free time and can be a little flexible with it.

My time, I mean. Your mind...

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Music - Country, Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Literature / History, Cooking, Food and Wine

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