Monkey4toes

About Me:

i love life and am a glass half full kind of person and am a firm believer in the saying "Life is too short"

So what am I here for?... in a marriage which has lost that spark, so there's that!!

Im not into 50 shades of grey so if you're planning on sending me a 4 page erotic novel, then im probably not for you (plus id get bored after the first two lines...)

Im most definitely not up for any kind of drama! although I did see a play once, it was alright...

Im a bit of a joker and certainly dont take myself too seriously so if you're easily offended or massively dull, again probably not your cup of tea.

I dont like fish or chicken so you dont have to worry about me asking for Nando's vouchers.... (apparently that's a thing, who knew!)

I have a massive fear of birds so probably not best suited to a pirate.

Physically wise I have my own hair, eyelashes, lips and wrinkles and haven't felt the need to change that..... Yet!!

Ideal Partner:

Someone that wants more than just sex. Emotional connection is important.

Someone who also doesn't take life too seriously

And not old enough to be my Grandad although I will give you credit for trying.....

Other Interests:

Music - Country, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Boxing / Wrestling, Singing / Playing Instrument, Dancing

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