Funtongue

About Me:

Happily married but wife does not have the sex drive to keep up. Life has a way of throwing some curve balls some times. Proud dad of 2 younglings proeficient in testing the limits of my patience!
Not changing my status, but looking to share that extra passion with a special someone.

I am a professional tutor/mentor/coach... I specialise in neuropsych so let us say that I am qualified to wire the right areas of your brain 😉
Have plenty of experience in different fields and a very competitive nature, so you know I can put up a good fight!

I am really good with kids.. but even better with their moms. (Hidden 💎)

Love nature, hiking, meet new places and hidden gardens. Remote public places in nature are a turn on for me (love finding lost places in the woods). Alas.. partial to a good book or movie rather than gaming!

Also know my way around a woman's body within 4 walls. Am good with knots, if that's your thing (if not that's fine by me)... I enjoy to control and tease my partner .. but at the same time appreciate a good kissing and cuddling session! Whatever works for us to keep the excitement peaking throughout our meet... but not too much into the hardcore dom/sub interaction.

Love oral sex and toy play.. have a good collection at our disposal (ask if you're curious) 😈
Above all, I get soo hard to see a woman having pleasure. Eyes rolling, back arching, hands grasping (at my hair/body if possible😏)... will gladly put all my experience into good use to see you squirt/squirm in pleasure.

I dislike the ghosting practice and one-liner texters in this website.. I am a "keen to Meet" and responsive man who appreciates having a good verbal sparring with innuendos and witty subtext... in other words I like to have my mind engaged and my body will certainly follow!

Ready to have some fun?

Ideal Partner:

Well... attraction is subjective!

All I can ask is for you to challenge me in a battle of wits, if you're daring enough!

I can't tell who is going to win it.. but I can promise that we will both have fun!!

Once our minds have had their little dance.. we can sort out logistics 😉😏

If any of this resonates with you at all.. Feel free to say hello! I won't bite... at least not hard... for now!

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Hiking / Camping, Gym / Aerobics, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Cooking

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