Ihategolf

About Me:

A rather old chap but means well, wanders around occasionally bumping into trees and then apologising to them.
A couple of facts have been pointed out to me in no uncertain terms on here; yes I really am incredibly old, I was in the Co-op the other day and I saw Methuselah, looked like he was getting wine in for a party, before I could even say hello or ask him where the beans were, he looked at me and shook his head and said.... "Blimey you're ancient" Now the net result of being this old is that I will message people whose age group I'm not in, if this offends I apologise in advance .... But needs must as the devil vomits in your turn ups!

I've also had some pretty stiff criticism of my sense of humour.... Now if it's really a problem you really don't have to message me telling me that. I mean, the world is preposterous and this site doubly so, it therefore brings out my silly side. And yes, I have a jar of musical frogs legs and I'm not afraid to use them!

Ideal Partner:

How on earth can you say what your ideal partner is? There are no rules to attraction, sometimes the most opposite of people can find comfort and happiness in each others company. So I can truly say that there's no criteria for me; thin, full figured, black or white, it really does not matter, what really counts is how we get on. There is also for me the question of an emotional connection, there has to be one, with all its inherent risks of getting hurt and yes I have felt that pain, but for a relationship to really work we need to take that risk.

Other Interests:

Gardening, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Food and Wine

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