Blueguy9

About Me:

Short, Overweight, Hideous, Impoverished man - seeking stunning woman - For Sex - and nothing else:

- Terrible personality

- Awful in bed, truly clueless

- Snores (I mean loud)

- Personal hygiene not too bad but not trying that hard

- Dresses like got lost in an Oxfam shop

- Happy to buy McDonald’s for a meal, but only if it’s on the saver menu - please bring own ketchup

- Can’t dance… please don’t ask

- Non-Smoker, but vape like a nuclear power plant

- Hideous feet, so if that’s your thing - jog on.

Ideal Partner:

- Height range - 4ft1 - 6ft9

- Weight - exactly 150lbs (no leeway here I’m afraid)

- Hair - Optional

- Personality - preferably none so I don’t feel intimidated

- Must live on a land based area - I can’t swim that well

Other Interests:

Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Literature / History, Martial Arts, Singing / Playing Instrument, Yoga / Meditation, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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