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keith453

45, Middlesbrough

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Divorced, Average body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Short Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Light / Social Drinker

Occupation:  Legal
Education:  College
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Light Brown
Religion:  Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 34

Star Sign: Libra
Last Active: Don't just have a look, say hello

About Me:

Comedy genius moonlighting as a cop looking for a lady in the parlor to be my whore in the bedroom, who hates having to use social media to find someone who can make smile and laugh at dad jokes, quick-witted comments, dark humour (at my own expense) as well as having a good healthy sex life which we will explore together. Happy to have serious conversations such is my employment role, but life should not be a stress, but a journey of fulfillment.
I%u2019m divorced, going through a separation and have four children. Big supporter of women%u2019s progression in football as my daughter plays. I exercise daily, eat well, but like the occasional binge, have rediscovered reading, love eating-out, prefer petite woman but open to explore as long as you are physically fit. Not bothered about age gaps - it%u2019s about the connection for me.

Ideal Partner:

Nothing entered

Other Interests:

Nature, Cars / Motorcycles, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Literature / History, Cycling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Motor Racing, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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