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About Me:

Is this the bit where I have to tell you how dazzlingly wonderful I am, try to be interesting and convince you why you should try to grab my particular attention?

Here goes then, it’s definitely not my first swimming lesson in these hot and steamy affair waters. Though don’t read that as I’ve put enough training in to be Olympic standard either! I know enough to know the rules of the sport I’m in and the type of waters I enjoy.

I really don’t take myself or life too seriously. I have enough serious in the job that pays my bills after all.

I always have a lot to say as you can see. I have been told I’m not too shoddy considering my advanced 55 years, you may hold a different opinion and you are entitled to it. Though serial notches is not what I am looking to find here. I require a single someone I can find a spark of attraction in to dally with, ideally something long term if it works, making them hot and bothered, feel special and possibly have laugh or two too along the way. I would hope to receive something similar in return. I don’t enjoy or want to be one of many, I treat others as I want to be treated myself. So thoughtful is given but also required in return.

What I would like in a partner, there are a few non negotiables
1. Someone over 5’10”, yes know we are all the same laying down but that’s my height in heels which I often like to sport as they suit me and I have more than a few fetching pairs that need to be christened and looking down whilst wearing them is a bit of a passion killer in killer heels.
2. A head of hair, sorry to those chaps with a smooth pate I’m sure you are quite lovely too but this is my shopping list. Beards don’t count either! Clean shaven face for preference as stubble rash takes some explaining at home!
3. Well cared for body, not expecting or requiring a six pack or pierce brosnan here, and an extra pound or two is fine but if you are 4 stone heavier than you should be then I’m not going to get hot and bothered at the sight of you. I’m also slim and squashed isn’t my thing. Well groomed goes without saying.
4. Honesty and respect
5. Someone who can play during a weekday or evening in or around Norwich once or twice a month, with the possible odd occasional weekend or overnight if it’s possible. Like fine wine I and my Mercedes not travel far nor do I have the time to do so regularly so if you are located in London and don’t travel it’s not going to match up!

What you can expect to get in return as that all sounds rather demanding!

I’m 5’7” leggy, blue eyed, slim, long haired brunette with quite a fetching bottom (this is for adoration only smacking is not tolerated btw). I will play it straight, be thoughtful, come with a large helping of joire de vivre, lively conversation, quick but quirky mind, a lovely collection of sexy clothing, underwear and footwear (as part of the fun for me is dressing for another’s pleasure), the ability to make any partner feel like a sex god, along with offering decorum in public but an uninhibited nature, dirty mind and all that goes with it behind a closed door (sorry I’m not an outdoors or car kind of woman) and a quite adequate blow job or two (I’ve been told they are unforgettable).

Im intelligent and educated enough to run my own busy financial business and while my diary is my own it takes a bit of managing. So I can get emphatic if thats messed about frequently. I’m certainly not vanilla but nor am I sub, dom material and I’m not going to be persuaded otherwise so please don’t ask if that’s what you are looking for or wanting, even if some of my boots make it look like I would.

I’m not needing validation of who I am or just looking for my ego to be stroked by engaging in this extracurricular activity nor do I want to run away with anyone or rock anyone’s (or my own) boat all that is missing in mine is this one thing of sexual adventures and lingering kisses.

So if you think you maybe a suitable fit to the above, feel you could hold or peak my interest and never forgetting can play what we would look to do straight, please send an email with a bit more than a hi how you doing (or one of those awfully lazy kiss emails that just shows me your profile) and you may just get lucky! I will answer even if it’s a polite no thank you. I prefer to meet if there is something further to explore, see if there is a spark in person we can work on and move on if there isn’t rather than endless messaging.

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