Boredwifejane

About Me:

Long time presence on this site. I've had some wonderful experiences and wonderful sex thanks to this site and am now recruiting a new partner in crime.

I'm married and staying that way so you have to understand what discreet means and be able to deliver

Curvy brunette with brains as well as boobs looking for one man for an ongoing meeting of minds and bodies

I'm not interested in what your cock looks like (yet) , I've seen enough of them not to be overly impressed / horrified when a new one is presented to me.

Charm me and let's see where we go

My lover has to be intelligent , I'm expecting conversation while we're getting our breath back before going for round two...

My lover has to be kind , I know we're all on here for the same thing ( sort of ) but I'm a person all told and want to feel cared for in our time together

Distance matters , please don't contact me if you live more than 30 miles away , you're wasting your time

Please don't contact me if you're more than 10 years younger or more than 10 years older than me, I won't be interested

If you make your message interesting you've got a chance

Try not to be boring , I've got my husband for that

I know I come off as a bit of a cow but that's just me putting up my defences .... if you can you my defences down you can probably charm my knickers down

Ideal Partner:

You'll be intelligent, cultured and kind

Tall is one of my non negotiables if you're not 6ft tall or more I'm not interested

Charming and treats me well

Experienced and actually wants an affair.

I expect exclusivity , if you want more than one woman pass me by

Good in bed, knows how to satisfy a woman, has sexual stamina ....God knows my husband doesn't

In physically good shape , if you're obese or somewhat overweight I'm really not interested.

No more than 10yrs younger or 10 years older than me

Within 30 miles ... I want a lover not a pen pal

If you smoke or vape , sorry, hard no, I'm not your girl.

If you call yourself an Alpha male or something similar or think you're a banter king I'm really not interested and you should move on

Be nice, clever and charming and you're on the right track

Make it easy for me to choose you ...are you my huckleberry ? X

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Politics, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

Gifts Received Recently :