Joseph Moshe

About Me:

I’m bald but that doesn’t hold me back.

I’m tall. This can hold me back depending on the available leg room.

I aspire to have an athletic body, just about keeping the dad-bod at bay.

My eye colour is brown if that’s important.

I have a ‘smart-casual’ wardrobe, deftly switching to ‘sport-casual’ or ‘beach’ with ease.

At work, the hospitalised >75 year-old demographic find me adorable. Younger members of fairer sex remain tight lipped, but do occasionally offer up coy glances.

Though it would take conditions of torture for my friends to admit it, they would all independently verify that I am witty and spontaneous. I would strenuously deny these claims which they would say also proves I’m highly self deprecating.

I often feel compelled to run long distances and jump into the sea. This helps me to both lose myself and pay attention.

My tastes in art are as eclectic as my tastes in people, genre bending musically and distilling life lesson value from everything from reality TV to Shakespeare, David Attenborough to Doja Cat.

My current relationship is steady and comfortable but inevitably excitement has faded. I’m here for engaging conversations, connection and chemistry, but I don’t have predetermined outcomes, we can just see where things take us.

If you have read this far, then go ahead and message me with the first thing that comes to mind - I dare you ;)

Ideal Partner:

A beautiful person who loves life!

Someone who likes to break a sweat walking in the wild, talking animatedly about philosophy and gesticulating wildly about science, and who argues passionately about the issues. All of them.

Someone who likes to dress up and meet in a bar, get the first flush of drunkenness together, blush, feel the rise of attraction, notice the flash of desire in the eyes, draw closer, tentatively touch an arm or the back of a hand, when the moment arrives lean in to steal a kiss and end up loving, falling hard, even if briefly and knowing that the relationship will never become long term like the slow dwindling of a dying star but will be a life affirming bright and fantastic supernova…

Laughing a lot is also paramount. Especially at oneself.

Last but by no means least, someone who Vehemently defends pineapple’s moral right to belong on Pizza.

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Nightclubs / Clubs, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Mountaineering, Dancing, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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