Squirtking

About Me:

Please before you read, I very normal and not a sex crazed maniac as people think when they see my profile name, I’ve got a strong SoH.

I’m an outgoing down to earth guy, love a laugh. Very likeable but got a naughty side with a cheeky smile but a high sex drive.

Comfortable in all environments whether it’s a quiet restraint or a crowded pub. Love to chat, I’d chat to the wall.I can be shy at times to start but a chatter box and interested in peoples stories as we all have a different road in life.

I haven’t got a preference to be honest, I would firstly like to have a connection so someone younger or old it doesn’t matter. Age is a number.

My physical appearance would be rugby type appearance, big shoulders and stocky. I’ve still got dimples when I smile so not bad looks wise. I run a lot and regular at the gym but don’t obese about it.

Love being close to a woman, pleasing her both mentally and physically. Enjoy time together and anticipating the next meet wanting more. We can rip each other’s cloths off. Love a woman with soft skin, intimate and thoughtful to a women’s needs.

- please don’t think because of my profile name I’m not just after sex, I do want that contact and closeness. I have a very very strong sense of humour. I’d make the most stone faced lady laugh. Love exploring and willing to wait for the right person. I’m not crazy, I’m very normal and down to earth and can chat to anybody whether you’re homeless or as rich as Del Boy trotter. Get ready to piss yourself. Love a laugh, if you can’t laugh you’ll cry. I don’t want to waste any bodies time girl so 100% I’m and fun can start.

Not bothered by age or size, sense of humour, chemistry, physical attraction and ability to communicate are what I’m after. Be free with me as I’m very normal and the most grounded person you’ll meet.

I hope you’re still reading as you must be interested…. Told you I was interesting 😃😃😃💕

Ideal Partner:

As I’ve said, age isn’t a worry, the connection is key. Size doesn’t bother me either. Just be normal please. By normal I me just be yourself, have that sexy look and let’s have a laugh along the way too. 😃

Other Interests:

Gardening, Music - Rock, Golf, Mountaineering, Theatre / Ballet, Food and Wine

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