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About Me:

Their tips on here.. really it's not a singles dating site is it...

So me: Single and not looking for a partner otherwise I would be on one of those single sites. I don't have the time nor the desire for a relationship, I like all my own space in my wardrobe and bed now plus love having the toilet seat down at all times :)

Have had an affair before when I was with my ex and since also, or rather a dalliance as I like to call it with some great sex. So I know the rules and play by them..

Live & Work in Central London. Currently working from home still most days due to this C-word that appeared... can be handy though for popping out the odd afternoon now ;) Oh and of course weekends which doubt you can haha I do love a good weekend away though just in case you can...

Blah blah blah for the likes/interests, etc... I have plenty, ask me and it gives us something to talk about other than sex... onto sex though: I want it good, I like to play also and happily engage in a threesome with the right man...

Boring stats bit for you visual men... a size 14, usually a 12 but the healthy eating is on hold now until after Christmas so you'll have to make do with a few rolls around the stomach area... oh and a bit of a double chin also at the moment - ah it will go eventually. 5/4, killer blue eyes and my tongue skills are a perfect 10...

I don't add pointless apps like Kik so please don't ask. You can communicate with me via this until we arrange to meet, the way I see it if you have paid the membership to use this site, you will be logging in on a regular basis so don't pretend you're not :)

Reading this back it's quite direct isn't it... I am a pussy cat don't worry. Just trying to deter the timewasters by writing it this way x

Ideal Partner:

London based with work or home would be a good start.. meeting the odd evening or afternoon... not anything too heavy or constant for me though.. once a month or so really works for me

Someone who doesn't text at 6am is perfect too! The only time I am a morning person is if I'm getting woken up for a guaranteed good f**k

Someone who is a laugh, top of my list... and not up themselves, I don't care what you do for a living, it won't impress me much because I'm not after your money or house am I... it's the body (how you use it) and laughability factor more for me... humour and banter is key, and if you're great in bed that would be perfect too

Someone who wants a good time, no a great time, for however long we decide we are enjoying each other. Who wants some good nights out, filled with good conversation and mind blowing sex... oh and little bit naughty too ;)

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Literature / History, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Shopping, Dancing, Ice / Snow Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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