Naughty lil me

About Me:

Caring & intelligent
Well spoken & R4 listener
Petite & playful

...Feral & submissive.

Imagine a nerdy Asian Bambi with dark skin, beautiful eyes, and pouting mouth crossed with Naga Munchetty but with even more sass.

Much younger looking than my age, most are shocked I've grown up kids and men have walked into lamp-posts but not always when running away.

With a wicked dark sense of humour, I love to laugh often yet I'm sometimes very shy too.

Beware - I only look sweet and innocent and I'm like no other woman you've met before.

Daft messages asking if you can do XYZ to me = Block

But, get close and you'll have an outrageously fun, devoted and curious playmate.

If I don't reply please don't be offended as I don't think we're suited

...Or you're a bit of a geezer

Ideal Partner:

I adore contrasts so these are non-negotiable I'm afraid. I like what I like.

You're -

Tall, very strong (physically and mentally) kind, solvent and LOCAL (à la Tubs & Edward)

A total catch with a smirk, sharp wit and dark sense of humour (I'll likely be your b***h)

Erudite (don't Google it) and seeking an old fashioned affair, with adventures, wining and dining in gorgeous surroundings as well as greasy spoons.

I want us to share incredible passion and chemistry.

Be demanding, tender, hungry and as feral as I am. Bring your razor sharp wit. Because mine really is and you will love to verbally spar as much as I do and I really need a Man that can keep me on my toes.

An honest expectation of the woman you seek - your profile is discerning and you're looking for a proper affair with a sophisticated woman.

(Not casual fucks with any female between the ages of 21 and 99)

(Really? You are? Pass on by please I'm not for you)

However, if there are any 99 year old ladies on here I'd love to talk to you as I think you would be utterly fabulous!

So...your initial approach might include your password. I sometimes give mine out.

Earn it,

No?

Other Interests:

Nature, Museums / Galleries, Literature / History, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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