Notbeige

About Me:

I know why you're here.
She doesn't understand you. The spark has gone.
I like to think I can provide a much needed distraction from the daily task lists that accumulate.


If your profile mentions NSA FB FWB, then I am not for you.

I'm intelligent, I know how this works!
No one night stands, no b/s.

I do not abuse substances, although pink champagne does slip down very nicely.

If you want a slender woman, click on next profile, some of you do not bother to read so I make no apologies for the fact that I'm not slim, not huge either. Ever.

**I'm body confident, take that as you wish**

Your mind, your manner is as important to me as anything on that ubiquitous tick list.

If I don't reply immediately to your missive it's likely I'm busy with essential yet mundane things, not ignoring you. Be patient.

Ideal Partner:

I do not play mind games.


I would like a man who is honest with me, strong, confident, passionate about life. A man who is fairly old school in his manner, who will open a door for me.
I adore sex, being close to someone so he has to too.
I expect daily txts just to maintain contact and keep things exciting.
And to meet twice a month, probably.
When I meet with my lover it won't always be purely for sex.


You must have high standards in all aspects of your life
You must be able to hold a conversation with me, laugh with me, share with me.

Be bold.
If you do not want your boat rocked, it won't be.

Other Interests:

Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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