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About Me:

Hello 😊 I'm 35 and a few years out of a terrible marriage. I dont need fixing or saving, and I have my own home car and money so I dont need yours. What I crave is a bit of fun and attention. I'm not looking for a boyfriend - I dont want a full on relationship. I have 2 kids who are my world and I'm enjoying spending time with my friends and family again. . . But my children have a few nights a week at their dads and itd be great to find a secret friend to share some naughty fun with.
I love to laugh, I think I am bloody hilarious, and I'm also quite an honest person, some may say brutal😜 I'm a plus size girl and I'm fine with that, but if you're not then dont get in touch. I also have a few piercings and tattoos.

Ideal Partner:

Please have a beard .... even better if you look like a viking 😂
In all seriousness you need to be funny, not want to leave your wife for me or sit and moan at me about her because I really dont care. You need to be able to escape 1 night a week maybe? And possibly not have your phone monitored so we can share texts inbetween. I'll be your secret partner in crime x

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Literature / History, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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