Almostagentleman

About Me:

A young man’s slave?……..

……or an old man’s Darling?

This famous old saying…told to me by my old Gran…sums up the dilemma facing many of the ladies trawling this website. Of course it’s worse than that ….many of you have been a young man’s slave and and now find yourselves an old man’s carer.

Men, of course, have similar problems with acquisitive and demanding young women morphing into frigid old harridans. It's no wonder divorce is endemic.

I believe we are all here looking to break this cycle in one way or another and to improve our lives without hurting anyone….
(IE should be on the NHS)

Personally, I am an old man looking for my darling…..who could be any age.

Now in my seventies (the new fifties…so I’m told) I’m not ready to shuffle off this mortal coil nor to take up the pipe and slippers routine. A sort of: elderly George Clooney meets Victor Meldrew on speed.

I’m 5’ 8” and 11 stone. I’ve got most of my own teeth and all my own hair. I’m fit but despise exercise (believe me it’s a waste of time…. your genes define you). As you can see I’m educated, funny and …I’m clean, disease-free, an occasional drinker (only champagne) and solvent.

Experienced, considerate and unselfish in bed, but no longer a stud…. if you need athletics find it at the gym……I specialise in languorous pleasure. I still work at my own small business in the Arts Sector…. and always will. I’m long separated and live in on my own in the heart of Bath.

Music? Jazz, Opera, Classical. Blues and The Great American Song Book

Books? (NOT the 50 Shades rubbish, but maybe the Story of O)… ploughing through Ulysses for the fourth time

Theatre?…Lots…but Shakespeare bores me.

Art?……I’m in the business.

Travel? …France, Spain, Italy, USA (post Trump), Cuba, Scotland, Ireland (that should take care of the next five years)

Ideal Partner:

What am I looking for?

I'm looking for a partner in crime….. one special woman…..unfulfilled and with a pulse.

Someone to sit enraptured with at The R O H as La Traviata unfolds.
Someone not colourless ...feminist, yet still feminine, who loves to dress up for her man.
Someone still passionate and tactile….not to get out bed for a whole day full of fun and games with, then eat fish and chips with a bottle of champagne with…….
Someone within striking distance of the M4 corridor.

A Joanna Lamond Lumley lookalike with a big smile (or .... at a push .....Patsy.... or Edwina or even her mum) .... who would read me Molly Blooms' raucous internal monologue, whilst we were lying on a secluded Spanish beach (I know just the place) sipping chilled white Rioja, nibbling sardines, and planning our next adventure.

As you can see I’ve taken some care over this profile and it is unlikely that the special individual I’m looking for will be someone who required the services of ‘profile assistance’ to interest me, or an idiot who voted to leave the EU.

I know you are out there somewhere …. my darling.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Politics, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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