View Profile

Teresa di Vicenzo

57, Northampton

Married, Slim body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Self-employed
Education: Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 55 and 59

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Message her before she's gone!

Send Message

Send Virtual Kiss

Send Virtual Gift

Add to Favourites

About Me:

Hello, thanks for clicking onto my profile. I have to confess right now I’m not looking to meet anyone, I was very lucky and found myself a lovely IE. Unfortunately due to lockdown I haven’t been able to physically see him for some time. Anyway, I’m not quite ready to deactivate / close my account. So, please don’t be offended if I don’t reply to any message sent immediately, I’m barely checking in on here. And yes, I get the irony of what I’m nagging on about below, it’s been pointed out! Regardless, stay safe and have fun x

..

I’ve been married a very long time. Because of this I miss the spontaneity of someone showing me affection. I really miss it. I need to hold someone tight, to walk up behind him and grab his bum and kiss his face off.

It would be lovely to have that instant ‘click’ with someone. Butterflies in the tummy are a must. A flutter when I see that special person‘s name (alter-ego) pop up on my phone.

I want someone I can chat with, laugh with, and put the world right with. Everything I’m told from you when we’re together will be kept confidential. I’m not one of those women who has to confide such extra-curriculum activities with girlfriends either. I’m also definitely not a bunny boiler. You’re definitely safe. I expect the same loyalty from my IE.

I confess that I’m shallow, so looks are important. That possibly makes me sound bad. If that’s the case, too bad. However, I hope I won’t let you down; I don’t think I look too shabby for my advancing age. But, I do understand all looks are subjective. And obviously it might help if you fancied Grotbags when you were a child. I’m reckoning that will only mean something to people of a certain age ..

I’d also like someone who replies pretty quickly to texts / messages I send. I hate (as everyone does) being ignored. Even a text to tell me you’re busy is better than to receive nothing at all.

Honesty Is imperative (yes, I know ..). I expect to be your one and only ‘Bit on the Side’. I will not tolerate someone who has an arm full of mistresses. Some women might not mind, but this one does.

Anyway, probably like you, I never imagined I’d be here doing this, I have a good life which I don’t really want to change. I don’t especially want to change anyone else’s life either. It’s all very tacky, but here I am.

..

An add on : I’ve just re-read this and I must say I sound like a proper bitch. I can be, but I’d say more than 90% of the time I’m not; I’m completely soft and utterly adorable. And if you’ve read this shite to the end, then tell me. I’ll be impressed.