MatureWorcsBBW

About Me:

Hello you, yes you!
😜

I have green eyes, I'm 5ft8 tall, very VERY big and cuddly (think Dawn French but bigger, fatter and wobblier) with long grey curly hair.
If you prefer women with a body shape of a thin teenage boy, I'm definitely NOT for you!

I'm really quite a BOSSY bitch and don't really want to meet assertive men. If you prefer your women to be obedient and say yes to everything you say, again, I'm not for you.


I'm big-hearted, night owl, sensual, saucy and sociable. Outgoing, a bit loud and love being spontaneous.

I'm quite independent so no "baggage" to speak of. I'm a free spirit. I won't expect you to suddenly drop everything to join me.

I'm self taught, a vampire by night, in the daytime I work in sales & marketing.

I'm was in a relationship, he worked internationally, it worked very well, but now i want more time with someone.
Maybe it's time I started proper dating again, what joy, but not here, obviously.

So, in the interim period, I guess I'm looking for something, someone interesting, fun & flexible. With somebody who makes me feel very special. I love nothing better than a leisurely time spent at the theatre or dinner and to spoil ourselves in a lovely secluded place afterwards. We can shag all over the house and in the garden, without being disturbed. 🙂

I love to laugh, let's make each other laugh.

I love live entertainment, old original new music. I also love pub/TV quizzes, reading biographies, National Trust properties, rugby union, history, museums & galleries.

I'm more of a pie & pint person but I'm more than happy with a treat of champagne & caviar.

I've done a bit of life modelling. I'm a naturist and exhibitionist so don't mind posing in a bit of a cheeky pose, I'm certainly not shy.

I love a naked picnic, in a private secluded garden, where we can be free to get intimate both indoors and outdoors too.
Sex outside is so sexy, but I DO NOT want to get caught. Everyone has a camera phone!

Oh and I'm quite BOSSY and SAUCY in the flesh and in PRIVATE but virtual sex BORES me.

Come on, grab me if you can.

Ideal Partner:

Gentlemen please, first impressions count.

I'm just NOT as obsessed with your knob as you are, show some decorum.

I like men who are subtle about sex, not smash and grab types.

For example, I still regularly see a gentleman who is 100% impotent. He is able to satisfy sexually without having working "equipment" and without being vulgar about it. Hence our ongoing 8 year affair & respectful friendship.


When I'm with YOU, I will respect you. I'm only with YOU, only thinking about YOU. There will be NO mention of my family or my other commitments and I do expect the same in return.

Do you visit Worcestershire regularly?
If YOU have another home/holiday home or rent an Airbnb near me, I'm interested initially. Especially if it's in a very discreet location and almost unseen by nearby neighbours. We could BOTH be naked ALL the time, both indoors and outside too. Such fun. Naked picnics in the garden, drinking slightly too much wine and feeding each other with fruit and sticky cream. Mmm.
Hotels are great fun of course but not too often in my home town.

I tend to prefer shy men but it's not a total deal breaker.

I won't meet smokers. It IS a deal breaker.

I'm not into dominantly sexual men. It IS a deal breaker. I'm not at all submissive.

Please DO NOT be a predictable, unoriginal Alpha male who thinks that women are purely here for your pleasure. I'm here for my pleasure.

If you are a massive football fan, I don't need to hear anything about football. Ever. It's so boring.

I'm partial to taller and athletic men but again, not a total deal breaker. Especially if you're funny and interesting to talk to.

But if you're as fat as I am, under 5ft10 and unfit, it's unlikely we'll be getting intimate, just so you know.
I've had a sweaty fat lover on top of me, it wasn't fun.
I have to like what I see.
Don't we all?

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Latin, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Literature / History, Boxing / Wrestling, Cricket, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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