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AgoodBoy

48, York

Married, Athletic body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Self-employed
Education: Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Other
Religion: Other

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 59

Star Sign: Sagittarius
Last Active: Within 2 Hours

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About Me:

In a world where the laws of physics seem to bend and twist around me, I am a creature of whimsy and wonder, dancing through life with a sense of mischief and adventure that knows no bounds. My existence defies explanation, as I balance, weave, and dodge my way through the chaos of everyday existence, all while my bills miraculously take care of themselves.

Weekends are my sanctuary, a time to let off steam and indulge in the peculiar pastime of full-contact Ironing, a sport that combines athleticism with domesticity in equal measure. And when the mood strikes, I can be found treading water for three days straight, defying the limitations of human endurance with a gleeful abandon.

In a moment of clarity years ago, I stumbled upon the meaning of life itself, only to forget it in the hustle and bustle of daily life. But fear not, for I have since mastered the art of creating extraordinary four-course meals using nothing but vegetables, hundreds & thousands, and a trusty Breville Toaster.

My talents extend beyond the kitchen, as I am also the proud breeder of prize-winning sea monkeys and have undertaken covert operations for the esteemed SAS. Sleep is but a fleeting luxury for me, indulged in only once a week and even then, I do so in a chair, defying convention with every snatched moment of rest.

During a vacation in Canada, I found myself thrust into a high-stakes negotiation with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery, emerging victorious with nothing but my wits and charm. I have conquered bullfights in Madrid, dived from cliffs in Sri Lanka, and bested opponents in chess at the Kremlin.

But amidst all these adventures and accolades, there is one quest that still eludes me: the search for you. Yes, you, the one whose presence will add yet another layer to the tapestry of my existence. An extroverted introvert with a dry sense of humor and a penchant for mischief, you must be a good communicator, reliable, and honest—traits that I hold dear in my search for connection.

Physical and emotional intimacy are paramount to me, and I seek a kindred spirit who shares my zest for life and exploration. As I pound the pavement in my thrice-weekly runs and revel in the beauty of the countryside, I long for a partner to share in these moments of joy and discovery.

With a medium build and a shaved head that speaks of athleticism and determination, I stand tall at 6 feet, ready to embark on a new adventure with the one who dares to join me. If you are intrigued by what you've read, I implore you to reach out and let the journey begin. And if I appear to be online, know that I often forget to log out, so patience is a virtue that I hold in high regard. Let us connect, let us laugh, and let us see where this journey takes us.

Ideal Partner:

Im thinking?

In the dimly lit ambiance of the bar, our eyes met across the crowded room, sparking a connection that felt electric. With a nervous yet excited anticipation, we exchanged introductions, the sound of laughter and clinking glasses filling the air around us. As the evening unfolded, conversation flowed effortlessly, punctuated by shared smiles and lingering glances. With each passing moment, it became clear that this was more than just a chance encounter—it was the beginning of something special.
And as the night drew to a close, we parted ways with a promise to meet again, our hearts brimming with anticipation for what the future held.