Duran Duran

About Me:

Is honesty the best policy?
Let's give it a go......
I'm grumpy, irritable, selfish, dishonest, uncaring, self centred, bigoted, sexist and jealous, those are just my good points.

I love the sound of my own voice and it's my opinions that count.

I'm devilishly handsome, tall, sauve, debonair with a swagger the ladies love!

I don't like going out much, I'd rather stay at home, watching Police, Camera, Action in my vest and pants.
I like a drink or 3, Tenants extra strong lager is my brew of choice and I'll eat anything that isn't foreign or got garlic in it.

It would be handy if you like tats as I have few, they are fading a bit now as we couldn't get the right ink. The lad that did them was good at drawing though, he was on remand for forging MOTs.

Ideal Partner:

Ideally, you should have a few bob, because the social don't pay me that much these days.
If your old man has a good socket set, that might come handy as well.

Looks, I'm not too fussy about, but if you look like Lorraine Kelly, that would be dead sexy and not too skinny either.
Have you got a sister?

I'm free on Tues & Thurs between 8pm & 10pm, when the missus goes to bingo, that should be more than enough time to have a few tinnies and watch some vids.
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Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Rock, Music - World, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Cycling, Motor Racing, Computers / Internet, Travel / Sightseeing, Cooking, Food and Wine

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