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IneligibleBastard

37, Glasgow

Living Together, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Trying to Quit, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Admin/Cust. Service
Education: Bachelors Degree
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Bald
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 99

Star Sign: Taurus
Last Active: Reel him in

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About Me:

Time for me. And you.

Looking to make some time just for me, as I deserve it. So do you!

Let's make something together.

(Ironically) I'm fairly upfront and honest. I have no doubt that many of you will have your pick of gym fit twenty somethings, and/or suave silver foxes, who have no issue with casual one night stands.

I'm 5"11, average build (no washboard abs), shaved head, usually trimmed beard (optional), shaved head and nice eyes. And a nice arse. Above average in other regards, without being uncomfortable.

Quite wordy, quite good at getting you off with naughty messages and building up tension over the course of time.

Fairly intelligent, if a little naive. A wildly deviant imagination, if lacking experience. Eager to please, but very much prefer to be driving.

Ideal Partner:

I considered myself to be open-minded.

I guess my only ideal is someone reasonably articulate, at least in their sexual desires.

Other than that, I'm happy to chat and see if any kind of sparks develop.

Other Interests:

Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Rock, Politics, Literature / History, Religion, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking