Mr Kipling

About Me:

Decided to have a re-write of my profile as sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth and fall onto my keyboard.

02-10-19 will be dasvidaniya to all of this.

Ideal Partner:

Would like to meet someone who would not have to go on a diet to audition for the Roly Polys.

Please have the style not to use templates and "wizards" when creating your profile. You may well perceive that it "reads cool", but believe me, when you read the same FORMAT day in day out it, with sometimes even the words being the same, it shows laziness or the lack of ability to communicate effectively with the written word. BE ORIGINAL.

Why do hurricanes tend to have women's names? Because when they arrive they are wet and wild; then when they leave they take your house and car.

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Gardening, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music - Country, Music - Alternative, Music - Christian / Gospel, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Latin, Music - New Age, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Religion, Baseball / Softball, Boxing / Wrestling, Cycling, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Martial Arts, Singing / Playing Instrument, Motor Racing, Athletics, Mountaineering, Dancing, Sailing / Boating, Ice / Snow Sports, Tennis / Racket Sports, Volleyball / Basketball, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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