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Naughtyelf33

52, milton keynes

Married, Average body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: IT/Communications
Education: Technical training/Diploma
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Religion: Church of England

Looking for Female between the ages of 35 and 59

Star Sign: Cancer
Last Active: Reel him in

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About Me:

OK...where to start?

Well I'm a not so tall 5'4" so if after tall, probably best to move on. Handsome...well I don't really know! Why don't you judge for yourself? If we get on I'll send a pic or two once the old confidence is up! Certainly not dark either...so that might affect things. I'm not a jack the lad, bit 'o rough or military build (I do have a rather interesting second job though which will be revealed if we get on).

What am I good at then? Well if you are after a genuine, caring but funny individual I could just be that guy. I am married and happily so, I even have children, but need to find some excitement (Well let's face it that's why we are here isn't it?) so discretion is paramount as that I do not want to compromise. I like many things in life and lead a very privileged one when I think about it....I do love sex though and am a caring partner as I like to ensure you enjoy as much as I do, whatever that takes to achieve.....I'm up for almost anything!

Who do you need to be? You is the answer, I don't mind a normal woman...so long as you love yourself, I probably will. Gym Bunnies are more than encouraged to apply, but so are those that think "Sod it" and grab a bottle of red instead! I am a bit of a boob man if I'm honest but that said so long as they are touchable they can be as small as you like!.Happy with a t-shirt and Jeans type...anything goes again really.

What am I after? well, lets face it a bit of fun and frolics. Sexy chat and pictures and eventually meeting with a view to a bit of fun when we are both ready and happy. Meetings will need to be planned obviously as I have to fit them within married life, but for the right lady I'm sure time would be found! Discretion is everything and would be respected both ways I can assure you...If I am risking it...i'm sure you are too.

Go on...do you think you could enjoy a bit of banter and possibly more with me? Message me if you do.

Ideal Partner:

A fun, experimental and discrete female who is happy with who they are....be honest with me and I'll be honest back. I will also be discrete, polite and mindful of not hurting you.