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Name: Highlanderuk

Age: 48

Star Sign: Gemini

Race: Caucasian/White

Location: Cirencester, Gloucestershire

Marital Status: Divorced

Last Active: Within 24 Hours

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Religion	Agnostic/None	Eye Colour	Blue
Drinking	Light / Social Drinker	Hair Colour	White / Grey
Smoking	Non-Smoker	Build	Average
Height	6'0'' (183cm) or above	Education	Graduate/Masters Degree
Occupation	Executive
Interests	Museums / Galleries, Music - World, Politics, Literature / History, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Dancing, Theatre / Ballet

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Female between the ages of 25 and 49

I'm actually handsome, brainy and creative and FUNNY. So why are you single? I hear you cry! Well, I'm a bit closed and easily hurt so the only way I can tolerate being on this site is by hiding behind my wacky sense of humour. So here goes. What am I like? Well picture Hitler and then picture the Dalai Lama, I'm some where in between. Random fact: I get a curious surge when I pull over for ambulances in heavy traffic. Don't ask me why. And here's what my friends say about me: "He's a cock. Don't date him." Oh cheers you f**ks! No, that's not true I did meet a lady on here once. Following many amusing and threatening email exchanges, I finally tracked her down to her home address. After a brief siege and some arson, she must have loved me as she eventually dropped the charges!

Type of Relationship Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes

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Elusive - thanks for the VK and I would love to chat. Although it seems that you have blocked me for some reason lol. So if you would like to chat, just unblock me :)

Thanks for taking the time to stop and read my profile. I am David and although I am Scottish I work in the South West area and live near Cirencester. Well its a bit more complicated that that actually as I live in Scotland, however I work in the South West and the company I work for (kindly) rent me an apartment in a hotel complex - which is great as I get loads of work done in my own time ( ha ha just in case my boss is on this site and thinks I spend all my time in the hotel spa - sometimes I am am so clever).

Before I started to write my own profile I looked at a few others. I did look at the male profiles but they were mostly written by sad drunks, trying desperately to project their sick fantasies on to unsuspecting ladies. However, I was so excited when I scanned through the female profile pics to see that I was using the same 'dating' site as Cameron Diaz and J. Low - I have finally hit the Mother-load as this site was obviously the choice of Jet-set super models. Although I should have asked myself why there were so many profile pics of one fat ankle in a high heeled shoe. Maybe they also cater for the fashionable and growing amputee fetish market ( Macca may even have used this site) I innocently thought. Seems like everyone on here reads Dan Brown and has " eclectic " tastes that is except for the people who admit to the regular use of drugs ( which must be some kinda truth and/or stupidity drug I reckon). Then there are the people who say " no liars or players" - Well there are a couple of problems with that particular incantation. Firstly it doesn't work cause liars by definition don't tell the truth, even if they know they are liars, they are not going to tell you. Secondly you are likely to attract exactly those kinda people by virtue of the fact that you seem naive enough to believe that there is some sort of international code of conduct for liars and players that prohibits them from contacting you simply because to tell them not to. Sorry that may sound like a rant or a least home-spun Scottishness lol. If it did work I would add a minger-filter to my profile together with a polite request that bunny-boiling self-obsessed schizoids pass me bye.

Now what kind of lady would I like to meet?

Well I suppose based on the advice my Father bestowed on me:
1/ Never sleep with a woman who has a tattoo of a dagger.
2/ Never drink anything that is blue.
3/ Never play cards with someone named after a city ( i.e. Chicago Pete)

Wise words indeed and the best advice a 5 year old could ever wish for. To date I have stuck to my Fathers advice ( apart from that one time and she said it was a rose - however in my defense cellulite does do weird things to tattoos!)

Why do I keep getting emails asking if I am looking for an escort? - if they want to sell their car they should be on ebay!

I am probably just digging myself in to a deep dark place here so I think I should just stop!

Would love to hear from you!

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I live on the edge. I put myself in dangerous situations. I thrive on danger, in fact danger is my middle name - well it would be if I could pluck up the courage to change it from Austin ( my Fathers favorite car) . I give wedgies and Chinese Burns to Death. At weekends I work with highly combustible materials, and then, for relaxation, I drag heavy goods vehicles through Richmond Park using only my teeth. I do stand proudly on the banks of rivers in a tight wetsuit, however, looking for helpless women bobbing about in distress, while preparing to mount a thrilling rescue attempt. I flex my muscles, and when I’ve flexed them once, I flex them again. Watch. See? Yeah. Well don't just stand there in awe of my phenomenal power - you can send me a message.

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