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Name: lustylawyer

Age: 46

Star Sign: Scorpio

Race: Caucasian/White

Location: london, London

Marital Status: Married

Last Active: More than a week

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Religion	Other	Eye Colour	Green
Drinking	Light / Social Drinker	Hair Colour	Black
Smoking	Non-Smoker	Build	Average
Height	5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)	Education	Graduate/Masters Degree
Occupation	Legal
Interests	Cars / Motorcycles, Music - World, Literature / History, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Shopping, Motor Racing, Travel / Sightseeing

Ideal Partner:

Female between the ages of 30 and 50

I would prefer you to be alive, standing on your hind legs and at least resemble a human being. More than 1 of the above will suffice. Oh, and if you have to turn sideways to get through the double doors in Lidl, don't describe yourself as average.Last but not least, do not say you are 35 if your face is so wrinkled you look like a bulldog chewing a wasp! Lying about ones age is one thing but expecting somebody with above average intelligence to believe you is quite another.

For the dumb among you, discrete is something which is apart or detached, akin to you occupying the space which could be taken up by a different single celled creature to greater effect and discreet is when not even you know you are shagging your neighbour!
Ideal woman....3 foot tall with a flat head, work it out! Of course they are more rare than an honest lawyer! Accordingly, bright, intelligent and witty ( even if only occasionally) is a good start. I don't promise the earth but do promise a good laugh.

Update....I have just returned to the site after a long absence. What's with virtual gifts? What a load of cr*p, why would anybody send someone a virtual pair of suspenders? The mind boggles.............very sad!

Update 2: Why do lots of women write that they know how to dress appropriately and won't emabarass. I mean, come on, if we are meeting for a drink at the Savoy, they are not going to let you in if you are wearing your best gimp suit, wielding an axe and have theatrical blood smeared all over your heaving latex covered tits now are they?

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Now, let's see............I like driving through puddles and soaking cyclists ( everyone does they just don't admit it), bit of a chatterbox, people watching, hating Chelsea and Man Utd fans ( again, everyone does) eating and drinking ( kind of necessary), and all the usual stuff.

My Appearance

Apparently, you ladies do actually read this so I'm gonna say summat. How do you describe perfection other than to say one is perfect. I can but try. I am marginally better looking than Wayne Rooney, slightly more intelligent than your average biff, funnier than Jimmy Tarbuck ( comedian my a**e), sexier than Des Lynam and a body which wouldn't look out of place as a centrefold in Caravaners Weekly. I also have one eye, cyclops style, in the middle of my forehead which still puts me way ahead of your average married bloke. PLEASE don't ask me if I am really a lawyer, I take it as read that you are a woman ( well, in most cases) and if i were a binman, I'd be bonking binman wouldn't I?

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