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Name: Jarve

Age: 38

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Race: Caucasian/White

Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire

Marital Status: Married

Last Active: Within 24 Hours

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Personal Information
Religion	Church of England	Eye Colour	Brown
Drinking	Light / Social Drinker	Hair Colour	Light Brown
Smoking	Non-Smoker	Build	Average
Height	6'0'' (183cm) or above	Education	College
Occupation	Engineering
Interests	Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - New Age, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Politics, Literature / History, Cycling, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

Ideal Partner:

Female between the ages of 21 and 55

Seeking sexy, sassy, intelligent Lady for long term friendship, great company and stolen moments. Morals, discretion and the obvious deviation from the wedding vows acceptable lol.

Type of Relationship Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun

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General

The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I spin, I dodge, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact extreme ironing. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a sieve, cornflour and Hundreds and Thousands. I breed prizewinning sea monkeys. I have won Honduras’ ‘Best Spleen in show’ award several years running and have snorkeled with the Dalai Lama. I was the 4th Bee Gee but left due to several beard malfunctions, performed open-heart surgery with nothing but a toothpick, and I have spoken with Elvis. What you don't believe me? Okkkkayyyy okay.

I'm an honest, pretty bright (well I like to think so...and under the correct lighting conditions), down to earth guy who doesn't take life too seriously and enjoys the rollercoaster that sexual encounters with a special friend can bring.

I enjoy the conversations, peoples different kinks, the way people dress, what arouses them...and if I'm lucky the noises too! Ive not got that many ladies arms in the cupboard, that have been chewed off before i awoke in the morning! [well not since ive been putting them in the recycling bin anyway. Come on its harmless!

I don't do winking. If you've had one from me it'll be a nervous twitch. Promise. I'm no time-waster. I like to build up the chemistry with a bit of contact before a meet. Getting to know someone first always makes anything that follows more explosive. Anticipation is everything!

My main 'wish' is to meet natural people who are comfortable in their own skins and like a laugh. Meets are about more than exchanging fluids! Come say hello and lets see where the wind takes us....

My Appearance

Handsome guy,[I hope lol] athletic build, brown eyes,clean shaven, good standard of living,non pushy just love to Laugh and Joke. Im open minded and have a dry sense of humour, I had a reasonable education and have a professional job, so i suppose I can string more than one sentence together.I mix easily at all levels and am very easy going. I dont smoke, but have no objections to smokers,

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